how y'all doin' out there ?
y'ever have one of those days when ya just wanna poop
and then head out for recess....but all the stalls are filled?
i had a day like that recently...lemme tell ya bout it......

splittin' from the classroom...recess is on tap
gotta hit the restroom to take me a crap
the stalls are filled...you know that's my cue
the urinal i employ, as i do number two

jokin' in the boy's room
jokin' in the boy's room
now urinals were invented to fill up with pools
and everybody knows it ain't no place to leave your stools

ol' mackey was appalled by the crime committed here
the janitor was called...and the evidence was cleared
he felt bloody rage...oh how he bawled
i get caught by mackey...to the restroom, i'm hauled

jokin' in the boy's room
jokin' in the boy's room
now urinals were invented to fill up with pools
and everybody knows it ain't no place to leave your stools

he put me to work...my knees soon get sore
i start a-scrubbin'....the whole thing's a bore
urinal glistens...i wiped it all down
two hours later...another turd was found

jokin' in the boy's room
jokin' in the boy's room
now urinals were invented to fill up with pools
and everybody knows it ain't no place to leave your stools