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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine, Gin And Mushrooms"

Original Song Title:

"Smokin' In The Boy's Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brownsville Station

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine, Gin And Mushrooms"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

SPOKEN : hey, howya doin' ?
didja ever have one of those days
where just one drug wasn't "feedin' the bulldog" ?
just about every day is like that for me
lemme tell ya about it......

sittin' in my bedroom...feel like gettin' smashed
i reach into my desk drawer and pull out my stash
i love three things...these three things i do...
are things that i enjoy when i am bored, mad or blue

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms

a bouncin' down the hall...in my brain, there's sparks of fear
lookin' at the wall...there's hallucinations here
oh, i'm feelin' strange...but after all
i've done three things
powder, herbs and alcohol

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms

leg starts to jerk as i swoon once more
close encounters...at god's front door
brain cells are cookin'...my psyche unwound
twelve hours later...i still ain't hit the ground

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms

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Ravyn Rant - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, honey, nothing goes well with gin or shrooms (I'm gagging at the very thought)...but fives for the parody. Good job!
Rick C - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You musta really had a hard time writin' this one, after all a that stuff, huh dood? 555 :-)
Meriadoc - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe if you cooked the mushrooms in a little gin, and ate them with a glass of Coke? ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn rick and merry
John Barry - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like the voice of experience.
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
A sequel to your legendary "Ganga, Pills and Gin"? I hope it'll be a trilogy. Merry: Could be worse, he could fry them in some cold smoked brie.
Kristof Robertson - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
And I thought you were such a NICE young man, Alvin...I'm very disappointed. ;-) 555
Johnny D - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Skip the Gin ... 5s
Red Ant - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know if Twisted Sister's version was a cover of this, but, from memory, this paced fine to that song. Skip the cocaine, pass the 5s around.
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john michael kristof johnny and red ant
Peregrin - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
'Shrooms ! Beautiful ! Merry and I may have to pass our 'postrophe mantle to you after that one alvin :)

Red Ant : Yes, it is the same song ;-)
malcolm higgins - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
awesome... anyone got a chocolate bar?
PMS - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Just what were you smokin and where, when you wrote this?

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