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Song Parodies -> "Breaking Wind In Wal*Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Smoking In The Boys Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brownsville Station

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking Wind In Wal*Mart"

Parody Written by:

Chuck A. Spear

The Lyrics

This is about one of my favorite hobbies!
[spoken]

Y'ever have one of those days when it seems like your body's just full of waste from your mouth all the way down to your big bunghole? Well I used to have them just about all the time, but I found a way to have fun with them. Let me tell ya 'bout it!!

[sung]
walking down the aisles, reverberating ass.
Listening to my flatulence; it's such a gas!

The shoppers cringe, it came from my flu,
I'm releasin' firecrackers that preceed number two!

Breaking wind in Wal*Mart. (Farts I freed)
I was breakin' wind in Wal*Mart
Now cashier don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that Your McDonalds causes stools!

Checking out aisles, making sure there's someone near,
Looking in electronics, yeah! There's somebody there!

My buddy Erick, and me and Paul,
To cut a loud one would entertain us all!

Breaking wind in Wal*Mart. (Farts I freed!)
I was breakin' wind in Wal*Mart
Now cashier don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that Your McDonalds causes stools!

Oh,gave me a smirk when I blasted two more,
Check out counter, people were floored.
People were lookin' at me all around,
Two minutes later, my BVD's turned brown.

Breaking wind in Wal*Mart. (Farts I freed!)
I was breakin' wind in Wal*Mart
Now cashier don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that Your McDonalds causes stools!

One mo'!!!!
Breaking wind in Wal*Mart.
Oh, breaking wind in Wal*Mart.
Now cashier I am farting around in tools,
'Cause everybody knows that cuttin' cheese in public rules!

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Tim Hall - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
There's no better place than Wal-Mart to perform public flatuence. Great job!
John Barry - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like Wal-Fart. Funny.
Rick C - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Squeezin out 3 fives..........
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, Tim, there is a slightly better place: Wal-Mart's corporate headquarters.

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