-> "Bono's On Fire (Why You Shouldn't Bash U2 For the World to See)"
Original Song Title:
"Baby's On Fire"
Parody Song Title:
"Bono's On Fire (Why You Shouldn't Bash U2 For the World to See)"
Bono's on fire
So let's spray him with the water
Haters are laughing
But what if Eve* was their daughter?
Bono's on fire
And all the hater jerks are bitching
Why can't they see that
Ali's** so freaked out she's twitching?
Sirens are blaring
Noise is louder than I'm used to
People are staring
Lend some assistance to Paul Hewson
Us U2 fans freak out
'Cause our favorite rock star's burning
This crisis is terrible
And yet the haters aren't learning
Where's the extinguisher?
This is more chaos than we're used to
He's not high on ego
Now look what he's being reduced to
(Guitar solo, with the Edge-style harmonics)
Adam, the Edge, Larry
Their extinguishers are spraying
While us U2 fans
Sit outside silently praying
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Learned that they were too sadistic
They won't do it again
Knowing he's not opportunistic
'Cause Bono's on fire...
No, wait, he isn't, 'cause we soaked him
He's hitting all those high notes
'Cause the experience provoked him
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