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Song Parodies -> "Arnold Schwarzenegger's Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Really Tight Bikini"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brain Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Really Tight Bikini"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

schwarzenegger was the terminator
but he was different behind the scenes
he was perceived as a bad ass in leather
but now the world sees hes fashion disease
(1 2 3 4 tell the fans what he wore)

it was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow really tight bikini
that he has on bout every day
An itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny,
Yellow, really tight bikini,
So, in the movies he was just to ashamed
(Two, three, four, stick around,)
(We'll tell you more.)

bop bop bop badop bop bop bop bop

the Govenor of california
was blanketed by an ugly truth
he is afraid to come out of the closet
he should go to modeling for vogue
(1 2 4 5 a Scarlett Johansson look a like)

repeat chorus

hes reputation will be slaughtered
wonder how he looks when hes nude
now hes ashamed to show off hes outfit
oh my god hes whole career was a fluke
(5467 bigger ass than kim kardashian)

repeat chorus

aint the terminator
should walk naked on the shore
this is not about a celeb
sounds more like my whore

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Christie Marie M - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! Arnold Schwartzenegger in his itsy bitsy bikini! That's a must-see! I like him only as an actor, but not as a Governor. I like Total Recall, Kindergarten Cop, Terminator series, and Last Action Hero. Here's 555 of Arnold's bikini and always remember...(imitates Schwartzenegger) I'll be back!!
Andy Primus - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea - but I'll probably have that image in my head now for a while
Timmy1000 - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny! I saw a recent picture of the Guv vacationing and wearing something like this except it was not red. I thought my eyes would burn up as he had a few hanging parts - not a pleasant sight.
Gari J - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I really like how the even the simplest songs can be made in to a wierd but funny parody Scarlett Johansson lookalike WTF heres 555 itsy bitsy points for the parody.

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