Song Parodies -> Geo Scuffle
| Original Song Title: | "Lido Shuffle" |
| Original Performer: | Boz Skaggs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Geo Scuffle" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
DKTOS? Click here Disclaimer: This was written some time ago, posted to the board and lost when the thread it was buried in got deleted. I happened to spot a saved copy on my computer and thought I'd submit it over here where it's less likely to be accidentally deleted. This was written about an accident fellow Amiright parody author Arwen narrowly escaped on a stretch of desolate highway -- little did she know as the oncoming vehicle bore down on her that fateful night, that she was playing a game of high stakes chicken with the Devil.... (btw, "whip" is slang for "car.")
Geo hit the road that day. The devil laughed
But that was Arwen's whip and she don't take no smack
Had her tombstone carved and his pimped out car had never lost
"Just wander off the path 'n tumble off the rock"
Hot Rod spied out Geo with the hammer down, dibbed 'er soul
He said, "Arwen, doll, are you chicken?
One big fall from the ditches!
Swerve from the ro-o-o-o-oad"
Geo, whoa oh oh oh
He's gonna own ya
After your soul
He's gonna play it for... the score
Geo, whoa oh oh oh-----
(He said,) "What you got, gonna get it
One last jog when you quit it!
Welcome to my ro-o-o-o-oad"
Demon was gunnin' havin' great big fun
Until she got too close
Sayin', "She'll be mine, I know it"
But Arwen wouldn't choke
She was making like a beeline, headin' for the devil's ride
Goin' for broke
Sayin', "Not this chick! Goin' through ya!
This jerk? Ain't nothin' to him!
Get offa my RO-O-O-O-OAD!"
Geo, Whoa Oh Oh Oh Oh!
He started sweatin'
She wouldn't slow
Geo was playin' for... the score!
Geo, whoa oh oh oh-----
(He said,) "One more yard and she's splittin'
Oh my God!" then he quit it
Arwen won his ro-o-oad!
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Geo, whoa oh oh oh!
She bought and owns 'im
Keepin' her soul
Geo was playin' for... the score!
Geo!, whoa girl you go-o-o!-----
(fade)
But that was Arwen's whip and she don't take no smack
Had her tombstone carved and his pimped out car had never lost
"Just wander off the path 'n tumble off the rock"
Hot Rod spied out Geo with the hammer down, dibbed 'er soul
He said, "Arwen, doll, are you chicken?
One big fall from the ditches!
Swerve from the ro-o-o-o-oad"
Geo, whoa oh oh oh
He's gonna own ya
After your soul
He's gonna play it for... the score
Geo, whoa oh oh oh-----
(He said,) "What you got, gonna get it
One last jog when you quit it!
Welcome to my ro-o-o-o-oad"
Demon was gunnin' havin' great big fun
Until she got too close
Sayin', "She'll be mine, I know it"
But Arwen wouldn't choke
She was making like a beeline, headin' for the devil's ride
Goin' for broke
Sayin', "Not this chick! Goin' through ya!
This jerk? Ain't nothin' to him!
Get offa my RO-O-O-O-OAD!"
Geo, Whoa Oh Oh Oh Oh!
He started sweatin'
She wouldn't slow
Geo was playin' for... the score!
Geo, whoa oh oh oh-----
(He said,) "One more yard and she's splittin'
Oh my God!" then he quit it
Arwen won his ro-o-oad!
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Geo, whoa oh oh oh!
She bought and owns 'im
Keepin' her soul
Geo was playin' for... the score!
Geo!, whoa girl you go-o-o!-----
(fade)
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i'm glad that arwen AND the song both survived...5s
The Devil played games with Arwen? I told you before, you SOB, she's the best that's ever been! But Mehli is certainly in her league.
Thanks Alvin and Michael! Alvin, me too (glad that Arwen survived.) Michael, had to read that twice to make sure I hadn't read it bassackward -- that's not the one of those two I'm used to being told I'm in league with.
Melhi...=) Few things make me grin more than an old TOTTM memory...especially when it is centered around me...; )
On the day of question, I could not think of a damned thing to write regarding my narrow miss with death...and you came to my rescue. Thanks for throwing it out here for us all to see...=) I think I love it even more now...especially as I've finally moved on from my poor Geo...may it rest in peace. 5s, sweetie!
On the day of question, I could not think of a damned thing to write regarding my narrow miss with death...and you came to my rescue. Thanks for throwing it out here for us all to see...=) I think I love it even more now...especially as I've finally moved on from my poor Geo...may it rest in peace. 5s, sweetie!
Arwen, I knew that in the tradition of all legendary heroines, you'd be too humble and modest to brag... and I couldn't let your epic story go untold. ;) (I hoped you'd get a smile out of seeing this again.) *bowing head to observe a moment of silence in honor of Arwen's mighty Geo*
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