TiVo is for folks who smoke that T.V.-crack
To capture all they missed
And re-play when they're back

Their boob-tube scene has a Hi-Def screen that's made of glass
Sit long enough so flab will dangle off their ass

Next stop fridge-town
TiVo puts a copy down of every show

If you're one bored slob, ought to get it!
V-C-R, you can ditch it!

Fun for the ho-o-o-o-ome!

TiVo!
Whoa-oa-oh, a-oh-oh-ohhh!

Worth all the money!
Bet-ter than blow!
TiVo's savin' all the shows!

TiVo!
Whoa-oa-oh, a-oh, oh-ohhh!

If you're one bored slob, ought to get it!
V-C-R? Time to quit it!
More fun wheeeeennnn you're stoned!


TiVo was runnin', savin' great big fun, until we got the note
Sayin' pay or we'll re-po, and that was all they wrote

We'd been savin' our T.V. time
Watchin' like a horny mime snortin' his coke

Sayin' one more show ought to do it
One last toke 'fore we lose it

One more for the ro-o-o-o-o-oad!

TiVo!
Whoa-oa-oh, a-oh-ohhh!

Worth all the money!
Bet-ter than blow!
TiVo's savin' all the shows!

TiVo!
Whoa-oa-oh, a-oh, oh-a-oh-ohhh!

All bored slobs ought to get it!
Turn it on and forget it!
More fun wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith a bo-o-one!