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Song Parodies -> "Guido Shuffle"

Original Song Title:

"Lido Shuffle"

Original Performer:

Boz Scaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Guido Shuffle"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Guido had a job one day
Had guys to whack
Went out to make a hit
He dressed all in black

At Luigi's bar
In a Lincoln car he made a stop
And with a .44 made Vito's head go pop
Next stop Chi'town
Guido gunned a Capo down
What a show
He say, "cross the mob and you'll get it
tell the cops and you get hit"

Blood really flowed

Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's breakin' knee caps, he's cuttin' toes
Guido's gonna' ice some dumb babbo
Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....
He said, "cross the mob and you'll get it"
"Tell the cops, you'll get hit"
"Your car will explode"

Guido be runnin'
Gonna get the jump on a mob turn-coat
Sayin' "Your one dead informant"
And then he cut his throat
He be takin' out some clothes line
Stranglin' some wiseguy slime, goin' to choke
Sayin, "one more hit oughta do it"
"This job, ain't nothin' to it"
"It's time to reload"

Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's killin' Sonny, he's killin' Joe
He's comitin' arson all for the dough
Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....
"Cross the mob and you'll get hit"
"That's my job, are you wid it?"
"It's time to reload"

Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's killin' Sonny, he's killin' Joe
He's commitin' arson all for the dough
Guido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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