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Song Parodies -> "Fritos"

Original Song Title:

"Lido Shuffle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Boz Scaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Fritos"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

fritos hit the spot that day...the perfect snack
and dip was all we missed...there ain't none in back
at the local bar...when you're in your car...they make no slop
they're small enough...to grab a handful...you can chomp
next stop, chiptown ?...fritos beats 'em every round...let 'em roll
we say...one more bag's gonna sate us
one more bowl...there's the greatest...fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh
french fries are runny...cheese puffs just blow
fritos, i'm eatin'...down the tum, they go
fritos...whoa oh oh oh
we said...one more bag and we'll quit it
one more bowl, then forget it...they're fun for the road

fritos are stunnin'...havin' great big fun...as i hog and gloat
sayin', raise the corn and roast it...then send it off by boat
they'll be makin' like a beeline...headin' to that store of mine
shelves will be choked
sayin, one more bag, then i'll diet
one more bowl...lemme try it...fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh
cheetos are funny...cheezits are gross
fritos, i'm gettin...have another bowl
fritos...whoa oh oh oh
one more bag...then i'l ditch it
one more bowl, i'll be wishin'...they're fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh oh
don't cost much money...don't need much dough
fritos, the greatest...have another bowl
fritos...whoa oh oh oh

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ooh, this one is really good, alvin. It's extremely catchy and I think it works perfectly with ole' Boz's OS. Very refreshing to see that song used here...don't think I've seen it done before. 5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think there's ANYTHING you couldn't write a parody about! The usual fun goofiness here. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul and rick
Ravyn Rant - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Once you start voting fives, you just can't stop! I had to dig deep in the memory banks to remember TOS, but you did it proud.
John Barry - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"Fritos"--grandito. Cincos.
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody may be corny, but it has a satisfying crunch.
Michael Pacholek - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad to see you've still got a chip on your shoulder. Five napkins. Paul: This has been done here four times before, and here's the first: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bozscaggs4.shtml
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn john johnny and michael
AFW - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Would make a good comm'l jingle...company should send you a year's supply..good job..555
Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
MP - Thanks for checking that for me...
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Lionel Mertens - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
There were alot of good parodies but yours tasted the best. Right on. 5's
alvin rhodes - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lionel

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