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Song Parodies -> "Tebow 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"Lido Shuffle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Boz Scaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Tebow 2.0"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

this parody is somewhat of a sequel to a parody I did back in 2013 which can be seen here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bozscaggs13.shtml (yep I'm shamelessly plugging myself again sorry guys!) anyways three years on and Tebow still hasn't been given a legitimate chance in the NFL and while I couldn't be more ticked off at the situation I decided to take my anger and turn it into something (hopefully) funny! so without further ado I present to you "Tebow 2.0" please enjoy!
Tebow played some darn good games that's why it's sad
his talents have been missed guess he ain't comin' back
the NFL can go rot in #3!! for what they've done
they drag and drop Tebow those @$$holes think it's fun!
picked four diff'rent times
Tebow isn't into crimes that's why ya know
although one small play'd prob'ly get it
they say "him? no forget it!"
showed him the door

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
I wish one more team would go get him
but they'd rather forget him
man that whole league blows!

Tebow was runnin' it was great big fun until they dashed our hopes
Chip Kelly proved that he blows and that was all she wrote
now it's just a boring "competition"
there's even a big petition in Tebow's name
fans say "give him a chance to do it!"
league says "nope! nothin' doin'!"
it ain't been the same

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
I wish someone would get him
but they'd rather forget him
man that whole league blows!

(I maybe angry as sin but this is still one awesome synth solo! YEEEAAH!!!!!)

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh (fade out)
thanks for reading!

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Callmelennie - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
I've actually done a Tebow parody myself, Jonathan. It was right after the Broncos had won a game against the Bears where kicker Matt Frater had kicked a 59 yard field goal to send the game into overtime, in December of 2011 ...... The title of the parody was "Why Dont We a-Boot it For Tebow" -- one of my best titles ever. It was, in fact, so good that, mere nano-seconds after it was posted, Tim Tebow himself E-mailed me and said, "That is some funny stuff, Dawg!"
Callmelennie - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
The problem with Tebow is he has the worst throwing motion I've ever seen for an NFL quarterback. He throws the football like a right fielder trying to throw a runner out at home plate. Why didn't they correct that motion at Florida? .... Of course, the answer to my own question is -- there was no need.
Sports Fanatic - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Great parody, but in reality both NFL coaches and GMs agree that TT is what they refer to as a "deficient QB" who doesn't practice well, has uneven throwing, causes distractions through faith and other stuff. Of all the NFL teams asked by Sports writers why they don't want him, most did not reply and those that did said they wouldn't comment on a player not on their roster. And, of course, Tom Brady rules!!!
Holy Hail Mary Batman! - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Well, if you expect God to deliver passes and points you might not practice as hard as others. That could be a problem.
Dave - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Of all the teams he was handed down to, he never was a good fit.
Jonathan - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
CML - thanks for the heads up! I might have to check that one out sometime!
SF - thank you but one thing that cannot be argued even if it wasn't always pretty the dude won games! and as for Tom Brady I think he's just a cheater!
HHMB! - well if you're a smug atheist who's only real beef with Tebow is that he has faith that could be a problem
Dave - he was a great fit for the broncos! too good in fact jealous Elway couldn't handle the thought of somebody surpassing him so what did he do? went out and got the frail old scarecrow known as Peyton Manning that's what he did! as for the other teams they didn't even pretend to entertain the notion of giving him a fair shot!
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, go long- 555!
Jonathan - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob!

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