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Song Parodies -> "Wild, Wild, Waist"

Original Song Title:

"Wild, Wild, West"

Original Performer:

Bow-Wow

Parody Song Title:

"Wild, Wild, Waist"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

And now for something completely different!!!
She got a tattoo that’s new
Was not a sweet cartoon
Western theme with a boom
Lifted her shirt, High Noon!!!

Gun pointin’ down to her (bleep)
Saw it when she was asleep
Man, that thing gives me the creeps
Not what I wanted to eat

Her wild, wild, waist
It’s got a gun in place
Her wild, wild, waist
Shoves it right in my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Put her hands on my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Tells me, “Give it a taste”

Now I told her it looked fine
But I wish it was a 9
‘Tween her legs I like to slide
From that gun I cannot hide

Bellybutton looks hot
With gun next to it- shot!
What I expected it was not
Face it when her legs are locked!

Her wild, wild, waist
It’s got a gun in place
Her wild, wild, waist
Shoves it right in my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Put her hands on my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Tells me, “Give it a taste”

The Derringer I face
I can never escape!!!

Her wild, wild, waist
It’s got a gun in place
Her wild, wild, waist
Shoves it right in my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Put her hands on my face
Her wild, wild, waist
Tells me, “Give it a taste”

[Repeat many times]

What lies underneath tastes great!!!



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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked it, except I'm too innocent to understand it.
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle... it was a bit on the Wild Side!!!

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