Song Parodies -> Blokin'
| Original Song Title: | "Smokin'" |
| Original Performer: | Boston |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blokin'" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
(Whores)
We’re gonna say before long “D’ya wanna bit of rockin’ hole”…yeah
You’re gonna give us your dough, our hands gonna take control…yeah
We’re goin’ down today…we’ll perk you up with our blue display…ooh
In town tonight
(Whores)
Blokin’, blokin’, we’re hookin’ tonight how ‘bout some stokin’
(John)
Jokin’, jokin’, you look a fright, bummer, I’m not pokin’…yeah
(John)
I’m on the street with a whore, got a body like a troll
She’s a rough un an’ loose an’ she’s riddled with booze, uncool – yeah!
She’s got a pimp who may…come stick me up and I’ll have to pay
Wet pants tonight
(Whores)
Blokin’, blokin’, we’re hookin’ tonight how ‘bout some stokin’
(John)
Jokin’, jokin’, you look a fright, bummer, I’m not pokin’…yeah
Ah, yeah, yeah
(Whores)
Ain’t nobody humpin’, dyin’ for a stiffy tonight
Flash the cash, I’m on heat but I won’t “you know” it don’t seem right…yeah
We’re gettin’ none today…We’ll perk you up with our blue display
In town tonight
(Whores)
Yeah, you know, we’re getting’ none today…we’ll perk you up with our blue display…ooh
In town tonight, what a sight
We’re gonna say before long “D’ya wanna bit of rockin’ hole”…yeah
You’re gonna give us your dough, our hands gonna take control…yeah
We’re goin’ down today…we’ll perk you up with our blue display…ooh
In town tonight
(Whores)
Blokin’, blokin’, we’re hookin’ tonight how ‘bout some stokin’
(John)
Jokin’, jokin’, you look a fright, bummer, I’m not pokin’…yeah
(John)
I’m on the street with a whore, got a body like a troll
She’s a rough un an’ loose an’ she’s riddled with booze, uncool – yeah!
She’s got a pimp who may…come stick me up and I’ll have to pay
Wet pants tonight
(Whores)
Blokin’, blokin’, we’re hookin’ tonight how ‘bout some stokin’
(John)
Jokin’, jokin’, you look a fright, bummer, I’m not pokin’…yeah
Ah, yeah, yeah
(Whores)
Ain’t nobody humpin’, dyin’ for a stiffy tonight
Flash the cash, I’m on heat but I won’t “you know” it don’t seem right…yeah
We’re gettin’ none today…We’ll perk you up with our blue display
In town tonight
(Whores)
Yeah, you know, we’re getting’ none today…we’ll perk you up with our blue display…ooh
In town tonight, what a sight
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wet pants tonight...lol
Fives for the Smokin' Blokin'...LOL
Thanks Alvin & Mark
Loads of fun with the bun
Thanks AFW
Liked the back-and-forth dialogue and nice rhymes. 555
Thanks TT
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