I saw people mourning when the nun had gone
Pulled out a scalpel to start my pay
I lost myself with familiar lungs
I stole her eyes and I slipped away

But Morgues ain't appealing (Morgues ain't appealing)
When I hang with dead folks everyday (Morgues ain't appealing)
I begin screaming (Morgues ain't appealing)
Till I see Marianne's deathly lay
I see that Marianne's not a zombie

So many people who come are gone
Their skin so cold to chill my wine
Yet I recall I saw Saddam
He's clear down the hall in file 9

But Morgues ain't appealing (Morgues ain't appealing)
When I saw Moe, Larry and Curly (Morgues ain't appealing)
I begin screaming (Morgues ain't appealing)
Till I grab a skillet and whack face
Cause they may be all dead but still funny

When I'm tired and looking old
I check out a dead chick, I'm quite okay
And scream cause that girl I used to know
She must of lied when she missed my date
She's still sexy (Ah!!! Eww!!!)

Cause Morgues ain't appealing (Morgues ain't appealing)
When I see dead people everyday (Morgues ain't appealing)
I begin screaming (Morgues ain't appealing)
I swear I saw Elvis's ghost, Oh! No Way!
I see Al Capone on display