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Song Parodies -> "Maybelline"

Original Song Title:

"Rasputin"

Original Performer:

Bony M

Parody Song Title:

"Maybelline"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

Now, I don't remember which decade this was released in. Was it in the 60's or the 70's?
Rouge(8 times)

(verse one):
In ancient times of old
when women looked a fright
There came a company who's product really worked
Now womens face was smooth
with powder and lipstick
And the blush made their cheeks a really rosy pink
their products are really safe, I swear, man
with no harmful chemicals
Their products can make you really pretty
women spend your dough

(chorus):
May-may-maybelline
better than the rivals, man
They have alot of stuff to choose from
May-may-maybelline
better than the other stuff
They know exactly what they're doing

(verse two):
They're living on the top
noone can knock them down
And the deep red lipstick is really to die for
They will always stay
they do know how to please
Everyone does know that they really are the bomb
the day that they will fall out and leave us
Is not to be seen, I swear
So, they'll stay with us and make us over
make us beautiful

(chorus):
May-may-maybelline
better than the rivals, man
They have alot of stuff to choose from
May-may-maybelline
better than the other stuff
They know exactly what they're doing

(spoken):
So, when your make-up washes off
and you're ugly once again
You need to pick up that make-up case
and apply and apply until you're a brand new person
Much more beautiful

Rouge(16 times)

(verse three):
You're about to go out
you're prettier than her
And she knows that you're using the best make-up out
No doubt it's Maybelline
has lots of potential
She is stuck with the leading products that mess up
So, one night she went to her local store
disguised her face in such shame
Will you need paper or plastic, madame?
and she ran back home

(chorus):
May-may-maybelline
better than the rivals, man
They have some things that are fabulous
May-may-maybelline
better than the other stuff
They know how to make you say "Please, more"

(chorus):
May-may-maybelline
better than the rivals, man
What will they do next? I do not know
May-may-maybelline
better than the other stuff
They might has things you'll desperatly want

(spoken):
Oh, those artists

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