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Original Performer:

Boney M

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"Ben Laden"

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The Lyrics

There lived a bearded cat in afghanistan long ago
He was over six feet tall with a beard as white as snow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to taliban hicks he was a fearless leader
He could spout the islamic bible like a preacher
But the was also a terrorism teacher
The american leaders once admired

Ben Ben Ben laden
Butcher of the afghan scene
There was a cat that was really gone
Ben Ben Ben Laden
Meanest man in afghanistan
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his killing and his hunger for real power
became known to more and more people
The demand to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder
This mans got to go declared his enemies
And the ladies begged do it do it please
No doubt Bin Laden had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute he only cut off people's arms

Then one night some men from the alliance
Set a trap like a moth to a flame
They said come down and join us they kept demanding
But Ben Laden never came
Ben Ben Ben Laden Butcher of the afghan scene
They would put poison in his wine
Ben Ben Ben Laden
Butcher of the afghan scene
He drank it all up and said mmm that was fine

Ben Ben ben Laden
Butcher of the afghan scene
They wouldn't quit they wanted his head
Ben Ben Ben Laden
meanest man in afghanistan
They'd bomb him until he was dead

Oh those afghans

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Dylan Baranski - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Your pacing was pretty sloppy, and you left out the 2nd verse (unless you were listening to a truncated version of the song), but because you've made such a unique parody, I'm giving you 5-5-5 & a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day". Welcome to! I look forward to other parodies from you.

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