-> "Jesus Christ"
Original Song Title:
"Rasputin"
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Christ"
Parody Written by:
Scandia
The Lyrics
There lived a certain man
In Israel long ago
He was big and strong
In His eyes a flaming glow
The Romans looked at Him
With terror and with fear
But to Galileans
He was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Torah like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But He also was the kind of teacher
Children would desire
Jesus, Jesus Christ
Carpenter from Galilee
He was a lamb and He was lion
Jesus, Jesus Christ
World's most famous Jew indeed
It was insane how He carried on
He ruled the Judean land
And never mind Caesar
But over water
He walked really wunderbar
In no affairs of state
Was He the man to seek
But He was real great
Multiplying bread and fish
For the King He was no wheeler dealer
Though many things had been heard
People said He was a holy healer
Who could raise the dead
Jesus, Jesus Christ
Carpenter from Galilee
He was a lamb and He was lion
Jesus, Jesus Christ
World's most famous Jew indeed
It was insane how He carried on
But when His teaching and His healing and His words of kindness became known to more and more people,
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
"This man's just gotta go" declared His enemies
But disciples begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Jesus guy had lots of hidden charms
And the little kids would run straight into His arms
The one night one man of higher standing
Set a trap- oh yes, indeed
"Come, give me a kiss" he kept demanding
And He really did
Jesus, Jesus Christ
Carpenter from Galilee
They tried Him, beat Him, and whipped Him thin
Jesus, Jesus Christ
World's most famous Jew indeed
He fell three times and kept on walking
Jesus, Jesus Christ
Carpenter from Galilee
They nailed and hung Him, left Him for dead
Jesus, Jesus Christ
World's most famous Jew indeed
And three days later, He's back again!
Oy, vey!
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