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Song Parodies -> "Please Kill the Girl (Don't Kill the Girl)"

Original Song Title:

"We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World)"

Original Performer:

Boney M.

Parody Song Title:

"Please Kill the Girl (Don't Kill the Girl)"

Parody Written by:

Bilbopooh

The Lyrics

Charlotte is one of those characters on LOST who never quite seemed to live up to her potential. I wish we could've seen more of her, especially after such a dramatic introduction. At least for a brief period of time, there were an awful lot of characters who were very interested in Charlotte...

Most of the dialogue in the song is based on things various characters said in "Confirmed Dead" and "The Economist," while I imagine Daniel and Jacob's reactions from afar; Jacob's verse was humming in the original, which seems to fit with his distance from everyone. DKTOS? Check it out...
Ben: (spoken) I see chaos, despair and chaos.
I see mercenaries on the rise.
This girl, this girl…

Coming to destroy.
She may be acting coy,
But she is in the know.
Many years ago,
I kicked her leader out
And now it’s turnabout.

John: We’ll take her hostage
And we’ll get some answers.
This girl, this girl.

Charlotte: What is wrong with you?
What did I ever do
To make you all so mean?
If I hadn’t seen
This with my own two eyes,
I’d not believe it, guys.

John: We’ll take her hostage.
We’ll get some answers.

Ben: If you don’t watch your back,
This girl’s team will attack.

Please kill the girl
(Daniel: Not her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: Not her!)
Ben: She’s one of them, we ought to condemn her.
Please
(Daniel: Protect her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I love her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I need her!)
Ben: She’s one of them, we should condemn her.

Sawyer: If this is the fault
Of taller ghostly Walt,
I wonder if we are
Traveling so far
And cooking up a scheme
Because of Baldie's dream.

John: We’ll take her hostage
And we’ll get some answers.

Ben: If you don’t watch your back,
This girl’s team will attack.

Please kill the girl
(Daniel: Not her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: Not her!)
Ben: She’s one of them, we ought to condemn her.
Please
(Daniel: Protect her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I love her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I need her!)
Ben: She’s one of them, we should condemn her.

Ben: Please
(Daniel: Protect her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I love her!)
Ben: Kill the girl
(Daniel: I need her!)
Ben: She’s one of them, we ought to condemn her.
Please kill the girl!

Hurley: Don’t kill the girl.
Do her no harm.
Though we have cause for alarm,
Don’t kill the girl.
Let her take flight.
Hey, we’re the good guys, right?

Claire: Don’t kill the girl.
Though Charlie died
To warn us who was inside
That boat out there,
He’d shake his head
And say to spare her instead.

Daniel: Don’t kill the girl.
I love her so,
Though I’ve not yet let her know.
I’d trade my life
To keep her whole.
I’d trade my very soul.

Sayid: I’ll save the girl.
Miles, please come with me.
Frank: There’s a chopper spot for you if
You set her free.
Jack: Help save the girl,
‘Cause I don’t trust John.
Remember, Kate, whose team you’re on.

Jacob: Daniel, I know that this is hard.
But keep the faith and be brave.
When she returns, you’ll be her guard.
Her life is yours to save.

Hurley: Don’t kill the girl.
Do her no harm.
Though we have cause for alarm,
Don’t kill the girl.
Let her take flight.
Don’t kill the girl,
This girl.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Mark Scotti - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) I don't follow lost, but the parody fitted in nicely to the OS
Matthias - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Never actually watched an episode of Lost, I do know a little about it from what friends have told me and whatnot but not nearly enough to follow along with this parody. Sorry dude but I was kinda "Lost" on this one.
Bilbopooh - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, Mark and Matthias! It occurs to me it was a bit silly to enter something so obscure; sorry about that! If you ever do watch the show, "Confirmed Dead" is one of the best episodes for moving a lot of pieces into place in a short period of time...
Below Average Dave - August 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Not sure what this was about to be honest, I read the intro--not really familiar with the topic, never heard TOS before now, very different, but that there isn't a bad thing, just didn't really understand this one though--but it did pace well and doing obscure parodies is NOT a bad thing at all. ..
Abbott Skelding - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry buddy, but I gotta go with Matt on this one. Never heardt the OS and I know absolutely nothing about Lost, so this one went over my head as well.
Agrimorfee - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I watched almost every episode, so I grokked most of this. That being said, it was a little too sincere in its drama, I wish it went for a few more giggles and less repitition. And did Claire *really* say something to that effect in her verse? It just seems out of character.
bobpiecheese - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Never seen an episode, never read a synopsis, don't really talk to people that much any more, all I know about the show is that it's apparently incredibly weird. And that's all I can say, really.
Andria - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC O & P) Don't follow "Lost" but did lust after the Dharma VW bus, but the parody was well-paced and good overall. I'll dock points for how funny since a lot of this one is Greek to me. 5-3-5.
DJ Blaze - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
My bro follows Lost almost religiously, but I don't really. Still yet, very interesting and cleverly written, plus I love how you included all the characters. I'LL SEE YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE BROTHA! 555
Jeff Reuben - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I caught the first and last seasons of Lost so I got something out of this. Well done.

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