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Song Parodies -> "Darth Vader"

Original Song Title:

"Ma Baker"

Original Performer:

Boney M

Parody Song Title:

"Darth Vader"

Parody Written by:

Alex Morris

The Lyrics

Freeze! I'm Darth Vader. I want you to tear this ship apart and find the plans.

This is the story of Darth Vader, the Dark Sith Lord from old Mos Espa town.

He was a young slave boy
He lived in Mos Espa
Qui-Gon Jinn looked at him
And knew he would go far
He loved his mother too
No-one knew what he'd do

Qui-Gon took him away
To the Academy
The Council turned him down
No Jedi would he be
Qui-Gon said, "Obi-Wan!
"Train him; my life is done."

Da da da da - Darth Vader fell in love with the Queen
Da da da da - Darth Vader was just barely nineteen
Da da da da - Darth Vader got married on the sly
Da da da da - Darth Vader would not be a Jedi

He saved the Chancellor
And went home to his wife
He saw she'd die in birth
He vowed he'd save her life
Palpatine told him true
He helped kill Mace Windu

Da da da da - Darth Vader slaughtered all of the kids
Da da da da - Darth Vader's life went onto the skids
Da da da da - Darth Vader waved Obi-Wan goodbye
Da da da da - Darth Vader did betray the Jedi

He went to Mustafar
And nearly killed his wife
He fought with Obi-Wan
And nearly lost his life
He joined the Emperor
Was Anakin no more

Here is a special bulletin
Darth Vader is the Empire's second-in-command
His picture is hanging on every cantina wall
If you have any information about this Sith Lord
Please contact the nearest Rebel Alliance outpost

Bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!

He caught Princess Leia
And blew up Alderaan
He sensed a Force tremor
And then killed Obi-Wan
He found the Rebel base
Then got shot into space

And in the Cloud City
He overrode Lando
He had to bait a trap
And captured Han Solo
Froze him in carbonite
Then maimed Luke in a fight

Da da da da - Darth Vader tried to suborn his son
Da da da da - Darth Vader watched the Emperor's fun
Da da da da - Darth Vader made the Emperor die
Da da da da - Darth Vader - then he was a Jedi

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Phil Alexander - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess not enough people remember the OS - this one's super, and the perfect title sub :-)
Alex Morris - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
That's very kind of you. Inspiration for this struck one day at work when one of my colleagues was playing the original song. I wasn't paying too much attention and mentally heard "Darth Vader" instead of "Ma Baker". It grew from there.
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
That's how most of my inspiration strikes: hearing a song playing and "hearing" something different in my head.

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