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Song Parodies -> "Jet's Will, End The Colt's Run"

Original Song Title:

"One way Or Another"

Original Performer:

Bolndie

Parody Song Title:

"Jet's Will, End The Colt's Run"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

I just have that REAL strong feeling that it's fate for the Jets to win on Sunday, given the "second chance" afforded to them by the Colts, when they pulled their started in the season game that the JETS WON, keeping them in playoff contention!
Jets will, end the Colts run, They're gonna beat ya'
They're gonna beat ya', beat ya', beat ya, beat ya'
Sunday, no more Peyton, Jets gonna stop ya'
They're gonna sack ya', sack ya, sack ya, sack ya,

One more for the honor, Play Super Bowl yeah
Jet's gonna beat ya', beat ya', beat ya', beat ya'
Sunday, Peyton's last week, Jet's gonna take ya'
They're gonna take ya' They'll take ya'

Greene will, blast through their line and speed fast down town
Shuts down Colts' fans' sounds...

Revis got another, He'll intercept ya'
He's gonna catch em, catch em' catch em' catch em'
Sanchez throws a winner, he's gonna toss one
He'll toss one, he'll toss one
Peyton's, lost another, He's gonna lose it
He's gonna lose it, lose it', lose it, lose it
Oh well maybe next year, not gonna rest ya'
Jets sacked ya' ahhhh

Sanchez front line, goes all out, They'll open holes, for touchdowns
See who's cheering now...

Jet's way, Colts will blunder, They're gonna lose it
Jet's gonna take out that whip
A strip from their grip, Colts surrender, They're gonna give up
They're gonna give up, They'll give up

Jet's will, play another, In Super Bowl yea'
Jets Super win yeah, win yeah, win yeah, win yeah
Sunday, Colts will wanna, they're gonna give up
They're gonna give up their bid

Jets play proud and tall, wins over great teams all
Now they can see it all, sights on Super Bowl
Cheer fans for the Superbowl Jet heros, start screaming the Jets rule
Gang green makes up proud
Jets will, win another They're gonna win it
They'll win it
They'll win it, win it, win it, win it
Where the trophy will fall, to Jets it befalls...

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Old Man Ribber - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
The Bengals pulled the same stunt at the end of the regular season, and look what happened. Of course, the Bengals aren't the Colts. Good luck, Mark. ;D
Phil Nelson - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Go Jets. 5's
Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
"Winning" thanks to OMR & Phil. And you are right, OMR, the Colts are in a whole other class than the Bengals, but this thing is looking more and more like the Giant's magical run 2 years ago....
Max Power - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Also keep in mind if the Jets wins and face the Saints in the Super Bowl, the Jets would win. If the Jets win then I hope the Saints beat the Vikings for that reason.
Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Youuuuu said it, Max. Thanks. And GO GANG GREEN!!!!
Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I entered the original artist in as Bolndie, make that Blondie!!!!
Indy - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good luck, Jets. You're going to need it. Go Colts!!!
Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Indy, and I'm sure they have it....
Michael Marino - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Lets Go Jets! Another nice one!
Fiddlegirl - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Gang Green is definitely on a roll! :)
Tommy Turtle - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I think misspelling TOS artist's name qualifies you as a blondie yourself! :-) .. As said before, keep the geese out of the air intakes, and the Jets will be fine!
Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Touchdown of thanks to Michael, Fiddlegirl &Thom(ooops...Tom T)
Michael Marino - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Jets 24 Colts 17
AFW - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Not really into football...so your choice sounds good to me
Mark Scotti - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
"Halftime" of festivities & thanks to Michael & AFW!!!
blackjack21 - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Another good one Mark, 555 yards gained.....by the Colts. ;-) Should be a great game either way!
Mark Scotti - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack! I do know that KARMA is seriously going to be needed, and hopefully the Jets will be bringing that in!!!!
Max Power - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Alas...it wasn't meant to be, oh well.
Mark Scotti - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
THey played GREAT, though. Hat's off to them!!!
Max Power - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Check out my Jets funeral song tomorrow!
Max Power - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The Chargers will be more upset at the Colts as you'll know why.
Fiddlegirl - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Tough loss, Mark... But they had a great run this year! Should be a force to be reckoned with next season, eh? :) (Says she whose team was ousted early on...)
Mark Scotti - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Will look for it, Max! Thanks again, Fiddlegirl. It was like watching a prizefight. They really went toe to toe for 2 rounds, but unfortunately, it was a 4 round fight! They had a great season.
Christie Marie M - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Go Jets!!! Scored 555 touchdowns for this one, Mark!

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