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Song Parodies -> "Tiger, He Is A Cheater"

Original Song Title:

"Billy, Don't Be A Hero"

Original Performer:

Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger, He Is A Cheater"

Parody Written by:

Andria

The Lyrics

Some of the material in this parody is legitimate material culled from the news and the celebrity-gossip magazines, and as for the rest of it, well, let's just say I used my imagination and the likely outcome of the whole thing.

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The Escalade, it crashed in-to a tree
With Tiger Woods, the wheel behind
He looked on back, and there he saw Elin
Lookin’ for him, hol-din’ a club
And with the club, she hit the window
The glass, it shattered, to and fro
From where I stood I saw she was ticked off
And through her tears, they heard her say,

Tiger, don't be a dooshbag, don't be a fool to your wife
Tiger, don't be a cheater, come back and love your dear wife
And as the cops came around, she said, “Tiger, come and lay low”
Tiger, don't be a dooshbag, don’t you dare cheat

Poor Tiger Woods, besieged by the newshawks
Controversy, spread all around
The Florida cops, he re-fused to meet with
A furor raged, around the world
And it came out, Tiger cheated
With at least three different gals
And Elin’s mind was all in a tangle
Should she file for divorce?

She said…
Tiger, don't be a dooshbag, don't be a fool to your wife
Tiger, don't be a cheater, come back and love your dear wife
And as the cops came around, she said, “Tiger, come and lay low”
Tiger, don't be a dooshbag, don’t you dare cheat


I heard the PGA got a letter
That told how Tiger used boosters*
The letter said that he was a cheater
He won’t admit he bent the rules
I heard they banned him from golf…

Tiger, you are a cheater, he don’t play fair in his life
Tiger, he does philander, and he lost his dear wife
And at the golf tournament, they said, “Vijay, you’re Number One”*
Tiger, he is a cheater, he don’t play fair

*It's somewhat logical to assume that Tiger used steroids and pep pills. How else could he win so many tournaments and maintain a high level of energy?

*Vijay Singh, famous Fijian pro golfer, likely next in line to the position of World's #1 Pro Golfer. Yeah, I admit it, I watch golf on TV.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Old Man Ribber - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
5-5-5 and a Green Jacket for a "Masterful" parody! :)
Andria - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for v/c, OMR. At least you're not that troll calling him/herself "To Andria" and hounding me about my Tiger Woods scandal-related comments on Spaff's parody.
Old Man Ribber - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria - the only troll I know is an elderly lady named Carolyn who was born during the Holiday season... "Troll The Ancient Yuletide Carol", Fa la la la la, la la la la! ;)
Tiger - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Tiger smash! 555 million dollar damage!
Timmy1000 - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Well sung, Andria - I think the count is now somewhere between 8 and 12 for the women in his life. I like Phil. VJ is alright too - I actually have a hat VJ signed for me once at a tournament.
Andria - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Tiger, lol, and thanks Timmy1K. Phil's cool, and your VJ-signed hat is a surefire future collectible. Security code was "PUT", as in putting a golf ball.
jack wilson - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it! 5s, I wrote a parody of this too called Billy Ordered a gyro
blackjack21 - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Way to 'putt' Tiger in his place, good job. 555
Andria - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack and blackjack.
AFW - December 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Tiger's pacing the cage..but he'll be back with more growl than ever...he'll just have to stay away from the wrong clubs..good spoofing
John Jenkins - December 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good parody, but I would question both of your footnotes.

Tiger's ability to win golf tournaments has as much to do with mental strength as with physical strength. The PGA does have a drug testing process, although it does seem unusual that the only golfer who has been penalized is a golfer (Doug Barron) that few people have heard of. Anyway, I would be surprised to learn that TW uses steroids.

While Vijay Singh is very good, he is 46 years old and not as good as he used to be (only ranked 24th in the world). If Tiger does get passed in the world rankings, and it is not by Phil Mickelson (currently #2), my guess is that it might be by Rory McIlroy (currently #11 and only 20 years old).
Andria - December 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, and thanks, John... you're probably right.

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