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Song Parodies -> "A Suck Up Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"A Suck Up Parody"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A journey through random in archives
Reveals old comments that lit up our lives
Today, for such compliments to be
It'd take a suck up parody

Like for good biscuits you need Crisco
And better salesmen stick their foot in the door
This old faithful has been proven before
The good old suck up parody

Folks love a suck up parody
A brag on writers, like you and me
Real gaggy stuff' is what we like to see
A good old suck up parody

Ever wonder where'd some AIR friends go,
As years roll by and time has taken it's toll
To free the hounds - and tap their pride vanity
Compose a suck up parody...

Say they're "Creative" - adjectives that thrill
Include some "Brilliants" - and some "Greats" to fulfill
Rock reliable, this remedy
The good old suck up parody

No need to mention names within
Just hint at who they are, and begin
They'll flock like Paris mice do, when they see
A welcome suck up parody

Can't beat a suck up parody...

(Hmm....Well, maybe I will...) :

God blessed that parodist, who pens good jokes,
Writes awesome parodies, and pleases the folks
Charge for such comments - a three 5 fee
Just tip my suck up parody..

_____'s fantastic, shows smart wordplay,
Amazing wits, like this, we sure need, today
All those who fit into this group please pay
Tweak my suck up parody...

That gal can write, I tell ya' pal
Lyrics are golden, they surpass swell !
Themes are fantastic, beyond fantasy..
Deserves a suck up parody

Your last submission, it was really great
Yes, I mean number one you'd rate
I'm serious - now please reciprocate
Place numbers on my suck up plate...

To you, here reading this on your pc
You ought a' send your stuff on over to "Glee"
It's so priceless, but this praise ain't free..
Reward my suck up parody..

Hey, Mr. Ones Guy, love your drive
I don't believe it's mean - your "one" jive
You prob'lly never learned to count to five
So, one my suck up parody

A good old suck up parody

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Dave W. - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
How rare - a suck up parody - Must be something in the AIR
AFW - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...
Jonathan - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
brilliance! sheer brilliance! I cannot begin to describe how utterly speechless I am at this masterpiece of a parody! 5's oh and Airfarcewon is a delightful screenname you get 5's for that too!
Really? - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
This from a guy that is a tit-for-tat 5'er. Boo!
_____ - August 28, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm humbled. Thanks, man!
AFW - August 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Line above is not mine..this is the real me...Thanks, Mr. Really...(Is that your real name?)...I depreciate your kind comment...and you're half right...I am for tit...and save your Boo.. for Halloween

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