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Song Parodies -> "Low Life Liberals"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Low Life Liberals"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Don't wake those old hippies on the shelf
You wanna listen to 'em, go yourself
Today's loonies all rot the same hole
Don't like these low life lib-er-als

Don't try to take me out to Frisco
Peace lovin' heathens trip around in their drawers
Common sense just ain't that common no more
Don't like these low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als
These modern loonies just missed the boat
I truly miss the days of Reagan, so
Kiss off these low life lib-er-als

Won't go to hear the words they mangle
You'll never hear the truth from grumpy old trolls
There's only one sure way to get me to vote
Keep makin' low life lib-er-als

Seen these old relics, now it's such a thrill
To see old factions goin' over the hill
Today's loonies all rot the same hole
Don't like these low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als
These modern loonies just missed the boat
I truly miss the days of Reagan, so
Kiss off low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als
These modern loonies just missed the boat
I truly miss the days of Reagan, so
Kiss off low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als
These modern loonies just missed the boat
I truly miss the days of Reagan, so
Kiss off low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als
These modern loonies just missed the boat
I truly miss the days of Reagan, so
Kiss off low life lib-er-als

Don't like these low life lib-er-als

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Old Man Ribber - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Stick it to the man with three 5s! :D
JP - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, I'm sure this will be a big hit when you sing it at your klan meeting tonight, Randy.
J.S. Mill - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
What do "Reaganomics" and sh*t have in common? Both trickle down.
Callmelennie - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
And hey, JS Mill, if you get either to trickle down in the right places, they can both foster sustained growth .. And as for you, Randy Hearn, great opening line
Brock O'Brahma - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
A little repetitive at the end but that's ok, anytime someone says -Reagan-, a liberal gets a migraine. Reagan, Reagan, Reagan :) LOL @ lennie's response to jsmill.
Randy Hearn - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks fellow earthlings. JP... What about every " Black Panther " tryin' to stop Congressman Issa from questioning and requesting documents from Eric Holder, calling him a racist. Come back to earth moron. J.S Mill... If I did make a response to your comment, you wouldn't understand that either.
Rob Arndt - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Brutal... but I like it, so 555!!! Keep 'em comin'
What Du U C? - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I miss the days of Reagan too. That period of history we had more tolerance and respect for each other. Reagan and O'Neil clashed in the Capitol but they greatly admired and respected each other. Reagan asked Gorbachev to "Tear down this wall" (that happened later). Those two resolved the Cold War in a peaceful manner. Now we have idiotic blubberbutts who hijacked AM radio and wear boiler suits telling their sheep whom to exterminate. They turned "liberal" into a hateful distorted word. I guess freedom is slavery and war is peace. There's a lot of important books to be read.and not the pulp from Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin either. I have been to San Francisco - it's whatever you get out of it. There is FREEDOM AND ACCEPTANCE aplenty there. Quit chowing down on the gruel that the fascists spoon feed their dittoheads.
Brock O'Brahma - June 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I have to take issue with *what du u c's* comment here. To paraphrase Tina Turner, it starts out nice and ends rough. The commenter lulls you with reason and sensibility then devolves into partisan vitriol. The sweet irony is this person supposedly misses tolerance and respect. Classic.

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