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Song Parodies -> "Alzheimer Rock And Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Alzheimer Rock And Roll"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Just get those old geezers off the stage
Go get a fishin' pole and act your age
Think they forgot to take their Geritol
Sounds like some Alzheimer rock and roll

The lead guitarist can't recall the chords
Or what his name is or what he's here for
The drummer up and wandered out the door
They're playin' Alzheimer rock and roll

Sounds like that Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bladder control
That messy Alzheimer rock and roll

They should be somewhere playin' bingo
And every groupie is a lumpy old ho
And when they flash their goodies hit the flo
Don't like that Alzheimer rock and roll

Call them arthritic call 'em what you will
It's them and "Matlock" in a double bill
Your great grandson directs your video
Just might be Alzheimer rock and roll

Still playin' Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bowel control
With that Alzheimer rock and roll

Not done with Alzheimer rock and roll
They takin' more drugs than the Rollin' Stones
And up on stage smells like a toilet bowl
That cranky Alzheimer rock and roll

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 53

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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
The lead guitarist can’t recall the chords Or what his name is or what he’s here for The drummer up and wandered out the door They’re playin’ Alzheimer rock and roll Sounds like that Alzheimer rock and roll They smellin’ funny and they movin’ slow They reminisce about their bladder control That messy Alzheimer rock and roll Lol I thought these two were hillarios, but the whole song was good, I give you all 5's
Meriadoc - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, this must have been inspired by Keith Richard sporting what was left of his chest on the cover of Rolling Stone... ;-)
Bob Gomez - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job as always, Claude. Except I thought this song was ABOUT the Rolling Stones? lol-- d;:^)
Billy Florio - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one of the funnyest things Ive ever read! Awesome job Claude!
Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for comments everyone...and obviously, I couldn't help but think about the Stones, right? That RS cover was frightening...
Peregrin - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a great job, Claude!
Jeff Reuben - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the funniest song (that I've read) that you've done. The title is creative, and hilarious! Great job. Straight 5s.
Royce Miller - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude, this is a little late, but I thought your "Alzheimer Rock and Roll" was terrific.
Spaff.com - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
C4P: This one predates me, but my life is fuller now that I've found it. I should have known it was you that originated the old-farts-on-stage genre (along with the kill-and-eat-pets genre). "Lumpy old ho" is classic.
Claude Prez - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff. But I doubt I can claim credit for either (Check out "Fry Up A Beagle" by Syncronos, for example--I'm sure there's plenty more too)
Steven Cavanagh - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I also like to match key words (relic - arthritic). Excellent.
The Great Karlando - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, you never cease to amaze me. Hilarious. 555
Rick D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Well I'm becoming a fan. I find it hard to parody songs I hate, so I love it when someone mocks it and makes it more palatable.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Music
... - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait, it won already? Are you sure it's not just a nominee?
2nz - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Claude. Ghetto John already named by favorite lines, but excellent job still.
MysteryGoat - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome song
Rice Cube - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you win already? It was cooooooooooooooooool....
Adagio - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it!! I always wanted to do one to this song, but you made it funnier than I could have. 5's
Guy - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious and well done. This was written before I started writing on amiright. Glad you put this one up on the ABC contest, I may have never seen it otherwise.
Rod Worden - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Many LOLs on this hilarious piece. Your stuff is fall down funny, Claude, even after a number of readings! Speaking of numbers, they're 5s, of course, straight thru.
wdh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, well done! Got my vote!
Rick D - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, I'm starting recording "For Butt it's Worth" Any suggestions?
Johnny D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good for a young whipper-snapper.
Agrimorfee - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parodies are ageless. You got my ABC vote!
John Jenkins - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of excellent lines, especially the lines about Matlock and Rolling Stones.
martha - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very funnt .. some clever lines in this song...
neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice! Capitol Steps wrote a similar parody about Bob Dole's aging fans... but this one's better ;-).
Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Still one of my faves.
Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude P - ehh? Whadya say, sonny? Talk right into my "Fives" so I can hear you better.
Jay W - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Saw this while skimming the archives. This is an amazing and hilarious piece of work.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "A" WINNER - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
http://inthe00s.com/archive/parodies/1080956751.shtml
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmm...rather interesting that I would vote and comment on this about a month ago and completely forget having done so. What was the title of this parody again?
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "A" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1336;image
Spaff.com - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sure this is the first time I've ever seen this one and it's CLASSIC. "Hit the flo" - heh heh. So many great lines.

Oh, wait a minute. I commented on this in 2003? And again in 2004? Huh? Who's Claude Prez? Where am I?
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2004 Winners) Very funny, Claude. 5's
Scathe - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals)Old songs are a joy and so was this old parody.
Leo Jay - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Way late to the party, but that is HILARIOUS! Fantastic.
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I too come carrying gifts to this parody - brilliant stuff, Claude - I've always admired the title but can't believe I've never actually visited the parody - 555 (to bring you within one of your half-century of votes)
Claude Prez - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks everybody
Red Ant - October 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Just looking through parodies of this song to see if my idea had already been used... wow, this is freaking awesome. I guess that "TMGLTM" didn't exist back in 2003, otherwise it would be here. What was my idea again?

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