-> "Old Time Dago Food"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock and Roll"
Parody Song Title:
"Old Time Dago Food"
The Lyrics
Just throw those jarred sauces in the trash
Preserved with poison I might get a rash.
Today’s pizza is a bubblin’ crude
I like that old time Dago food.
Don’t try to take me to a food chain
The Olive Garden should be burned in Spain.
I’ve been there twice and got my pasta all screwed,
I like that old time Dago food.
Still like that old time Dago food
Meatballs and sausage get you in the mood.
Chased with wine you’ll end up in the nude
With that old time Dago food.
Won’t go and buy their little “combo”
Served by a little Irish bimbo.
There’s just one way to please this Sidgy dude,
Just serve that old time Dago food.
Call me a WOP, call me greazeball
Italian barbers use that best brand WAHL.
Cannoli’s always make their guts protrude
Because they’re old time Dago food.
Still like that old time Dago food
Clams and Linguini got this WOP subdued.
We left “the Garden” and we all just booed
We like that old time Dago food.
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