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Song Parodies -> "That Outhouse Rock And Roll"

Original Song Title:

"That Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"That Outhouse Rock And Roll"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Long time ago, where I used to live
No modern bathrooms, times were primitive
A small building just sat on a hole
We did That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Today, the plumbing is too routine
All female dainty and so damn squeaky clean
Ours was loaded with a whole lotta' soul
I liked That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Give me that Outhouse Rock n' Roll
Things worked out better with a short stroll
The way it used to shake on top the hole
That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Close to the river, it had good flow
Used Sears and Roebuck for the tissue control
It was the best way when you had to go
Bring back That Outhouse Rock n' Roll

Call me a weirdo, call me what you wish
Say I'm old fashioned, say I'm really "Old Dish"
Today's plumbing ain't got no real soul
Give me That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Still like That Outhouse Rock n' Roll
Things worked out better with a short stroll
The way it used to shake on top the hole
That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Now, That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..





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Dylan Baranski - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever parody! 5-5-5. My grandparents' house still has an outhouse.
TJC - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Dylan... This one stank to high fives!
alvin - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
now THAT'S a five-holer
Ann Hammond - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Beatlejuice - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I've used them at campgrounds. It makes me want to quit camping! Three fives.
AFW - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Dylan, TJC, alvin, Ann, and Beatlejuice
stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
this is an obvious one, but well it hasn't been taken, so here goes: this parody's not sh**house AFW - (hmm I regret that already) - 555
AFW - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't believe you said the hole thing, Stuart...thanks, and right on, there
Mr. Man - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The OS makes me wanna dance around in my underwear, and this parody makes me wanna pull 'em down and sit. 5 rolls.

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