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Song Parodies -> "That Old Time Shock Parole"

Original Song Title:

"That Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"That Old Time Shock Parole"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In this big house doin' solitaire
Got no pet mouse, gettin' no fresh air
'Bout to blow my stack and lose control
I need That Old Time Shock Parole..
Before the board, now, I want to go
Told my old woman, give my lawyer more dough
I ain't no murderer, ain't on death row,
Get me that short time Shock Parole
ooooooooooo......

I'd like That Old Time Shock Parole
I've really had it with this hell hole
oooooo..
I'd even give it back, the cash I stole,
For that short time Shock Parole..

In here, don't get to play no banjo
Can't cruise around the town, or go for a stroll
There's just a hard bunk and the place where I go
I need That Old Time Shock Parole

Please tell the warden, Turnkey, if you will
Freedom's my passion, in here, I get a chill
I've been shocked down to my very soul,
Ready to take that Shock Parole

I want That Old Time Shock Parole
I've really had it with this hell hole
I'd even give it back, the cash I stole
Give me Old Time Shock Parole....

Yeah, That Old Time Shock Parole....




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Jeff Reuben - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice, one of my favorite OS's, I hope this song got an early release this morning =) 5s
alvin rhodes - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
what kind of penal system won't let ya play yer banjo ?...that is cruel and unusual punshment to be sure
Ann Hammond - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
We work hard for the money and they still don't treat us right
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"I just got out of the Lock-up Hole/I read this first thing; it's real well-told/The warden caught me and began to scold/that SOB's a real mean assh*le"...man, if he catches me passin' you these 'fives' I'm screwed...lol...nice job ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
An electrifying parody. Reminds me of an episode of "M*A*S*H": Colonel Potter's mad at Corporal Klinger, and he says, "Sit down!" And Klinger, once given the choice of the Army or jail, says, "It's not plugged in, is it?"
AFW - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff, alvin, Ann, Paul, and Michael...
TJC - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice/perfect pacing!... my favorite lines: In here, don't get to play no banjo Can't cruise around the town, or go for a stroll" Your "jail house" rocks!
AFW - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC
Red Ant - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Just give me that old time 'n Airfarcewon
His kinda music is lots of fun
It's loaded up with the jokes and puns
So triple fives for you Airfarcewon!
Lionel - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep. 5's
The Charnstar - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Oh man that was good, I'm "shocked" to see such a great parody... not really.... LOL! But it was great, 5-5-5
AFW - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, Lionel, and The Charnstar
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
A shocking tribute to the penal system. You must be on parole...er a roll.

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