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Song Parodies -> "That Old Time Pocket Pool"

Original Song Title:

"That Old Time Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"That Old Time Pocket Pool"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I wear these old blue jeans on my bod
Knee, pocket holey, kinda' bleach stain mod
Gettin' groovy with my sprocket tool
I play That Old Time Pocket Pool..

Got my own one man bush pool league
Where I can fantasize about Cheryl Tieg
Me and wee willy, we fight a duel
I play That Old Time Pocket Pool...

Still like That Old Time Pocket Pool
A handy hobby that's really cool
Besides, it's finger exercise, you fool
Gimme' That Old Time Pocket Pool..

To some old pool room I don't care to go
This game is solitary, it don't show
A rule of thumbs is the golden rule
I'm playin' Old Time Pocket Pool..

I like That Old Time Pocket Pool
A handy hobby that's really cool
Besides, it's finger exercise, you fool
Gimme' That Old Time Pocket Pool..

Call me pervert, call me what you will
Say it's an uncouth way of gettin' a thrill
Come on, just try it, and I'm sure that you'll
Start playin' Old Time Pocket Pool..

You'll love That Old Time Pocket Pool
Can play it standing up or on a stool
A handy hobby that's really cool
Yeah, That Old Time Pocket Pool...

Yeah, That Old Time Pocket Pool..




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Tommy Turtle - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Two balls in the front pocket. Aaah, make that Five-ball.
alvin rhodes - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
allow me to reach into my pocket and present to you................ fives
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
And the play offs go in five rounds or what? :-)
PMS - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You racked up some fives on this one
carol - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(snorting with laughter) 5 balls
AFW - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, alvin, Peter, PMS, and Carol
Adagio - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahh! You sullied one song I like. :D Guess which song I'll never think of the same way? : D 5's
LucidLupin - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
3 5's potted ;)
Red Ant - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, this is freaking awesome AFW. The most impressive money shot I think is the 6-9 combo, which is a game winner. Rack up 15 more here.
AFW - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Adagio, Lucid, and Red Ant
Stephen Harrington - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
555, ecchi(naughty).
Dee Range - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! I've got pool trophies out the ying-yang, but this is now my fav type of pool. Great stuff, AFW
Paul Robinson - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, AFW - what can I say? This was just a stroke of genius...actually, it appears several (or more) strokes may have been involved...5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Late thanks to Stephen, Dee, and Paul

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