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Song Parodies -> "Spare Tires Down Below"

Original Song Title:

"The Fire Down Below"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Spare Tires Down Below"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here comes fat rosie
she weighs four ninety nine
here comes stout nancy
she's steppin' out to dine

here comes some house wives
wider than their height
here comes their men
faces, frozen up with fright

there's too much padding
and they continue to grow
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below

here comes miss lu-ann
its been years since she's been lean
here comes miss jo-ann
with her feet no longer seen

here comes ol' brenda
and her sister all a-flop
they're fat for certain
and their pants may split and pop

they're all way too heavy
and they've sure let their looks go
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below

they fatten up in stages
fat replaces lean
you can see that meat in motion
its so jiggly, its obscene
and they pigged out yesterday
and they're eatin' more tonight
so wide are their bodies
ain't treatin' their bodies right

and they're cookin' pork for rosie
cause she's got a taste for swine
and they're wokkin' some meat for nancy
cause its always dinnertime

as their..waistlines get thicker
no end is in sight
well, they've been slippin' into plumpness
zippers gettin' tight
quick snacks at midnight
what a rump, they got to tow
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below

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AFW - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
So true, and funny..I give you fives, up above
Rick C - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This just made me LOL: here comes ol' brenda and her sister all a-flop they're fat for certain and their pants may split and pop Another gem, Mr. Rhodes 555
Paul Robinson - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This one was packed with funny lines...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW rick and paul
Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Took me a while to remember TOS, but this is funny. Fives ( up high ).
Johnny D - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm trying to reach past my own steel-belted-radial to reach the keyboard to type this comment...uuuurrRRRRGGGHHH!!! There! ;-)
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and johnny
PMS - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song. Tons of fun.
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks PMS
Tim Hall - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Seger parody highlighting the dangers of buffets on the fairer sex

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