-> "Spare Tires Down Below"
Original Song Title:
"The Fire Down Below"
Parody Song Title:
"Spare Tires Down Below"
The Lyrics
here comes fat rosie
she weighs four ninety nine
here comes stout nancy
she's steppin' out to dine
here comes some house wives
wider than their height
here comes their men
faces, frozen up with fright
there's too much padding
and they continue to grow
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below
here comes miss lu-ann
its been years since she's been lean
here comes miss jo-ann
with her feet no longer seen
here comes ol' brenda
and her sister all a-flop
they're fat for certain
and their pants may split and pop
they're all way too heavy
and they've sure let their looks go
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below
they fatten up in stages
fat replaces lean
you can see that meat in motion
its so jiggly, its obscene
and they pigged out yesterday
and they're eatin' more tonight
so wide are their bodies
ain't treatin' their bodies right
and they're cookin' pork for rosie
cause she's got a taste for swine
and they're wokkin' some meat for nancy
cause its always dinnertime
as their..waistlines get thicker
no end is in sight
well, they've been slippin' into plumpness
zippers gettin' tight
quick snacks at midnight
what a rump, they got to tow
this homely trait is so common
they've got spare tires down below
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