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Song Parodies -> "You Win And I Lose"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"You Win And I Lose"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I was a little too thick
Tried to lose a few pounds
My fists hit you so much hard
You're an average fighter who tells me lies
I uppercuted on you way up high
Way up really high

Gimme the punchline while your fists are deadly
Pull off a back kick on me very badly
You really want to win like a rebel too
You win and I lose
Hurting me with some beating,I hate you
You win and I lose,what a novice fight
What a fine novice fight

Just taste my fists,oh yeah,you will faint
Feel my kicking against you into the wet paint
I was just young and restless and rude
Being cool but crude
And I threw a punch on some stupid guy
In the bathroom,I told him "go tell a lie"
I hate you,abuse me
I do make a dare
You have nothing to care

You win and I lose
Threw a punch,you are giving me a bruise
You win and I lose
What a novice fight
(Fine novice fight,novice fight)
And ignore my hate
Feel the beating
And you thought I was irate
But I'm not irate

I fought last night with the stupid bouncer
Even though I fight like Hitler
Started kicking his groin like most men really do
You are winning and I lose
Though I really seem I don't want to refuse
Strangely that I lose
The fight is closing

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