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Song Parodies -> "Night Moves"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i was a little bit short
coulda used a few pounds
tight lipped landlady had frowned
she was real big and brutish and gave black eyes
broke joints, legs and bones...she could kill a guy
really kill a guy

snuck past her force field, when her snores got heavy
out to the front seat of my '60 chevy
bad credit history can give ya the blues
good at makin' night moves
tryin' to sneak out, i took off my shoes
good at makin' night moves
when its monthly time
each four weeks...monthly time

i left my stuff, ya know...most of it
i was certain there was room left to stuff it
i was real young...this flat i had scored
needin' room and board
now, i steal away....from this neighborhood
out the back door...to the alley...i was runnin' good
i used her...she rued me...but i was prepared
she wasn't aware

good at makin' night moves
tryin' to lose that burden, if i choose
good at makin' night moves
when it was monthly time

her thumb, i'm under
i found her frightenin'
and thought it time to wander
thought it time to wander

i escaped last night to avoid her thunder
i took off..to fix my blunder
started rollin' along about the stroke of two
not too early for a night move
cause if you are seen, you have a lot to lose
i'm good at makin' night moves
she should have locked me in

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Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
hit the road Alvin, and don't ya come callin, no more no more no more no more - all those pressures of youth - nice one - 555
AFW - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good story, here...much below the surface...5's
John Barry - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's my rent payment of $555.
Paul Robinson - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - great stuff - was here at work and kind of going through a brain cramp - this seemed to jump start it a bit. Thanks! 5-5-5...
alvin rhodes - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks stuart, AFW, john and paul
Johnny D - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Must feel good to reLEASE what's writhin' 'round in your Freudian id !! Good job!
Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry Al..DKTOS, so can't vote. Think I need to extend my record collection beyond Amish Death Metal...:-)
alvin rhodes - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for taking a look

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