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Song Parodies -> "I Like Men"

Original Song Title:

"Turn the Page"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"I Like Men"

Parody Written by:

Frankie

The Lyrics

Let me just say that I am a female writing this, but it's about a gay guy. Now also let me say that I have nothing against gays. A few of my closest friends are gay.
On a long and lonesome highway, driving in my car
Thinkin about those sexy men playing their guitars
Try to think about that woman and that girl I did the night before

But my thoughts are always wandering back to those sexy men
So if I dressed up as a girl would you be my lover then?
And I guess there's no more hiding when I'm looking at these men

Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men

So I walked into this gay bar cuz my car flew off the road
All I wanted was a hot date, but someone called me a toad
And the bar tender says "Hello, welcome to my humble abode."

I can hear them talkin' when I'm dressin' up in drag
Always say the same thing: "is it woman? is it man? "
No-one who will talk to me, or even shake my hand
Shake my hand!

Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men

People call me freaky just cuz I'm a gay
I just get back in my car and start to drive away
I don't care cuz someday, I am gonna make them pay, Yeah

Later on that evening, I lie awake in bed
With the voices of those sexy man whores ringin' in my head
And then I hear my grandma's voice but it's not in my head,
She says: GO TO BED!
Go to bed
No!
Well,Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men
Yes it's true - I like men
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
I like men.
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Ken - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah...you're not homophobic at all. So glad "a few of your closest friends are gay."
Frankie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I Am NOT... It's just that this was a really easy parody and FUCK you if you wanna be an asshole about it you don't have to fucking look at it you freak.
Adam Sandler - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Frankie, Frankie. Why all the hostility? Music hath charms. . . . Remember?
MrMacphisto - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny...
Frankie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Adam, Thanx Mr.M ;)

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