-> "I Like Men"
Original Song Title:
"Turn the Page"
Parody Song Title:
"I Like Men"
Parody Written by:
Frankie
The Lyrics
On a long and lonesome highway, driving in my car
Thinkin about those sexy men playing their guitars
Try to think about that woman and that girl I did the night before
But my thoughts are always wandering back to those sexy men
So if I dressed up as a girl would you be my lover then?
And I guess there's no more hiding when I'm looking at these men
Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men
So I walked into this gay bar cuz my car flew off the road
All I wanted was a hot date, but someone called me a toad
And the bar tender says "Hello, welcome to my humble abode."
I can hear them talkin' when I'm dressin' up in drag
Always say the same thing: "is it woman? is it man? "
No-one who will talk to me, or even shake my hand
Shake my hand!
Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men
People call me freaky just cuz I'm a gay
I just get back in my car and start to drive away
I don't care cuz someday, I am gonna make them pay, Yeah
Later on that evening, I lie awake in bed
With the voices of those sexy man whores ringin' in my head
And then I hear my grandma's voice but it's not in my head,
She says: GO TO BED!
Go to bed
No!
Well,Hello Ken - I think you're really fine
Hello Ben - Won't you be mine
Here I am - Staring at guys again
Yes it's true - I like men
Yes it's true - I like men
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
Yes it's true
I like men.
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