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Song Parodies -> "Suppertime"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Suppertime"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

Feedin' her was just the root of the problem
She's a little too fat
Coulda' lost a few pounda
Big ole' butt, saggin' down
She's a corn fed cajun with one glass eye
No room at all between her thighs
Oh, those lumpy thighs

Put heavy-duty shocks on my sixty Chevy
It's draggin' the ground cause she's so heavy
She can look straight down and not see her shoes
She's eatin' all of my food
She pays double Weight-Watcher dues
She's eatin' all of my food
It was suppertime
It was sweet suppertime

Took her to lunch, at the Pizza Buffet
She wanted a snack, we stayed two days
She ate and ate, till I thought she would bust
Built a homeless shelter outta that crust
As we were leavin' they were lockin' the door
Said "don't bring that pig back here no more"
An all-you-can-eat sign to her means heaven
Forced ten restaurants into chapter eleven
Ate up all of their food
Had to close the doors for good
Ate up all of thier food
It was suppertime
Sweet sweet suppertime

Aaaahh,no wonder
Her belt is tightening
And the buffets ponder
How not to go underrr....

Thought I woke to the sound of thunder
She passed gas, from way down under
Blew the covers clear across the room
Ain't it scary how the bed moves
When you hear that sonic boom
It's scary how the bed moves
And the smell is closin' in.......

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Guy - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw something like this in a Cops episode once, only it was in a Chinese buffet all you can eat place. Some very large person was overstaying their welcome. The dialog was hilarious. The restaurant owner was going nuts when the cops showed up.

"You been here six hour, you go now, this bill, you bill, you no pay you go, you no come back no mo." And he tears the bill up.

This parody is hilarious and too many clever and funny lines to mention. Extremely well done. 5 supersized sides for this one.
mac - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been trying to do songs about overeating, and I'm going to school here. Very clever.
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul-I had left a comment on another of your songs here,in regards to adding this.(Then I just now saw it..) I can NOT read this without falling outta my chair! Same reaction-every time. (Picking my lung up off the floor.) Oh goodness...this is just great! Thanks for throwing it up. (*ugh* I know,lol)
Adagio - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This line for some reason cracked me up..."Blew the covers clear across the room". Maybe the whole verse...:D This is one funny parody!! 5's (It was so funny that I forgot to leave my name)
Paul W. - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Mac, Birg and Adagio, thanks!! Much appreciated coming from the great writers on this site. Having found this place, I haven't had enough time to search the archives, but I have read some phenomenal stuff here and have lost five pounds laughing:) This place is a match made in heaven for me, I'm gonna kill everybody who didn't tell me about it sooner

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