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Song Parodies -> "We've Got Termites"

Original Song Title:

"We've Got Tonight"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"We've Got Termites"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I know it's late
I know you're weary
I know your plans
Don't preclude fees
Still here we are, girl
Practically homeless
Watching our shelter
Get eaten like cheese
Think we should hurry
We'll find their lair girl
Look at them feeding
Gnawing away
We've got termites
Who need to burrow
We've got termites, babe
Why don't you spray?

Deep in our house, now
To the foundation
Look at em go, girl
Breeding away
I can't stand bugs, now
Like everyone else does
I think I'll call Orkin
I mean right away
Look there they are girl
Goin' to town now
They think our crossbeam's
A giant fillet
We've got termites
Digging a furrow
We've got termites, babe
Why don't you spray?

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Royce Miller - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude--I think the wild side of the monkeys agrees with you
Meriadoc - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This was hilarious!
Sarah Swanson - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You left out the second half of the song (which really only rehashes the first), other than that, GREAT job! - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I can picture Kenny Rogers singing this as Roasters collapses around him.

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