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Song Parodies -> "Mating a Train"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting in Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Marley & the Wailers

Parody Song Title:

"Mating a Train"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus

For to marry this line, I test the ties of your rail
My cart runs straight and true
And the bus route of Downtown Number Four-Nine
Cuts the railing time in two

But don't treat me like a train pimp flashing bling
Cause the union of the two's the thing
Don't balk at me as if I set this up
I don't know how to get them to schtup--ooh

I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus

Cause if it's a bum steer
It's derailing there
Grinding a gear
Transmission failing there

(guitar solo)

Like I said
It's been freestyle since the locomotive's roar
As I rock and roll aboard
Choo-choo, choo-choo, you're no diesel whore
You got a bus pass, for you to ride some more

Ya see, in cars you carry lots of beef
But a bus hauls urban grief
Fumes in the skies burn, goons wearing ties girn
While your mating, ever-grating engines turn
Whee!

I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus
I don't wanna mate a train with a bus, oh

I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna
I don't want a mutant strain
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna
I don't want a robot brain

No I, no I (I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna
I don't wanna, I don't wanna mate a train)
No, no no, no, I (but I gotta, but I gotta, but I gotta
But I gotta, but I gotta mate a train)

It's track one that you're mating on
It's the bums that will egg you on
It's a fuss to await the spawn
It's a bus that will be the mom


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Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice concept-555! This is what you get when you mate a plane with a train: http://greyfalcon.us/FRANZ%20KRUCKENBERG%20SCHIENENZEPPELIN.htm
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
German E-Highway test: http://images.gizmag.com/hero/ehighway.jpg
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't wanna mate a train with a plane! Thanks for the V/C and info.
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
In Australia they already have long land trains for hauling goods and here is a bus/train combo: http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20061128/bus_270x458.jpg
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, but those were built, not bred through actual mating.
Meriadoc - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Really liked the line "but a bus hauls urban grief". True one there!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
BTW, would you call it a brain? Or a truss?
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! In answer to your question, I'm going to quote Homer Simpson and say "I don't know."
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
An Autotram? http://media.tecca.com/2011/09/21/kmg-630-autotram-630w.jpg
AFW - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Novel idea, I've been tempted by some cabooses, or is the plural cabeese?
Porfle Popnecker - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know, but now I'm going to be thinking about that all day.

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