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Song Parodies -> "Damnin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jammin'"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley & the Wailers

Parody Song Title:

"Damnin'"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Ooh, yeah, all right

I'm damnin'
I wanna damn Rocky II
I'm damnin', damnin'
And I'm damnin' ice hockey, too

Ain't no joy, ain't no fun
I'm abhorin' everyone
I and I hate you and you

Cause everyone is lame and vile
And a little infantile
Damnin' down the avenue

I'm damnin'
I think I'll damn your car for bein' too fast
I'm damnin'
And I hope the damn thing's outta gas

The Bible can't top me now
I hold the record and I vow
Many more will be condemned

You think Sean Penn is right
Or Rush Limbaugh's rap is tight
(You're) all just dummies in the end

I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
And I damn you if you wear baggy shorts
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
I'm damnin' Olympic sports

Clothing designers
Ode-singing whiners
I sit in my recliner
And dole out damnation

Yeah, I'm
I'm damnin' (what'cha gonna do)
I'm damnin'

I wanna damn chicken stew
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
Damn, this soap I'm damnin', too

I'm damnin' Vanna White
And fookin' Rainbow Brite
My Little Pony's eyes

I trust you get the gist
That I must amend the list
As damned multiplies

I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin') yeah-eah
I wanna damn black and blue
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
Damn the torpedoes, too

I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I wanna (I wanna damn Nancy Drew) I wanna
I wanna damn your 'do now

Damnin', damnin' (Pope'd like damnin', too)
Yeah-eah, the Pope'd like damnin', the Pope'd like damnin'
Cause (I wanna damn micro brew) I wanna damn doggy doo

I, like, I know ya--I know ya need damnin', too
I wanna dammit
I wanna dammit

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Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
A damn good parody- 555!!!
Callmelennie - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This song reminds me a little of the hit by the Jamaican Muslim Rastafarian (or Mustapharian) singer Al Bab al Marli -- Islammin', Islammin' in the name of Allah. We Islammmin'; and I hope you be Islammin' too
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, I'll be doggonned!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Clever idea! I love your "i and I hate you and you" line.
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, that's darn nice of you!
Peregrin - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, you seem a bit stressed :) Have a valium and a good lie down!
Porfle Popnecker - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
That sounds like good advice. I think I'll take some extra-strength Damitol, too.
Agrimorfee - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I was thinking of writing a parody called "Dammit" about a year ago, and I ultimately gave up. Then this Artistry round comes up, and now I gotta say, "Dammit, dammit, dammit! Porfle made the parody so!"
Porfle Popnecker - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Dadgum!
Matthias - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This was a damn fine parody! Even though I do in fact abhor My Little Pony I was damn happy to see the damn reference in here... Dammit!!!
Porfle Popnecker - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Damn nice of you to say so!
Rex - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't forget to damn the river. You make ranting fun.
Porfle Popnecker - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Dam the river and then damn the dam!
bobpiecheese - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Man, I wonder what happened to this guy to make him want to curst out everything in existence. Well, at least singing a song about it is better than becoming a Batman villain or something. Fun little parody here, 555!
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Okay. . .turning Jammin into a 'list' parody which repeats Damnin a lot. . .its okay to me, simple, but ok
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
"Simple, but ok"...hey, that's what the teachers used to write about me in the "comments" section of my report card!
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
@bobpiecheese--thanks!

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