Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Subways Hams Up"

Original Song Title:

"Get Up, Stand Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Marley & The Wailers

Parody Song Title:

"Subways Hams Up"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date

Went to subway last week, sandwhich was growing some mold
The ham was soggy, it expired a year ago
So I called the health department, and my story was told
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court

Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date

Most people think, that Jared lost his weight
He really got lypo suction, it wasn't from Subway
And now on the news, Subways gonna lose
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court

Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date

We're sick and tired of our sandwhich filled with shit
Is ham supposed to have a center pit?
Oh, we don't know what that stuff is
But it smells like a bucket of piss
And Subways money is just growing more
When people don't know there eating cores
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court

Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date

Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Fat Bunny Man - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Genius!
Mikey Boy - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol hoo r u fat bunny man. And how come u always leave the comments Genius!
Fat Bunny Man - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Just be happy i'm not George Hamilinton IV.
Mikey Boy - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok I guess i'm happy that ur not.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarleythewailers1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 805