No woman? No cry! (Just human, a guy) (4x)

I say I remember when I used to sit
Watch the women coming 'round in my town
Observing all the a** and t***
Oh to be single, all the cool babes I would meet
Good times I have had, now all those years have walked away
When I met this creature, all of those hot times have passed
Married 10 years today (it's like this)

No woman? No cry! (Just human, a guy)
Stay a bachelor, for many years
No woman? No cry!

I say I remember when I used to spring
With my buds to the 5 yeard line, touchdown!
Now we're shopping at Walmart tonight
Money flies off like a kite
Then come home, "Take out the garbage!"
Oh baby, I wish I'd take out you!
Who here needs this thinkg called marriage?
But hey, what else can I do?
She carries on

"Do these jeans look a little tight?"
"Do you have to drink beer all night?"
"Don't wash those pants with these, they're white!"
"Will please shut off the kitchen light?"
"Oooh, kill the spider, it gives me a firght?"
"My mother's coming on the red-eye flight"
"Why'd you turn left when I clearly meant right?"
"I don't really wanna start a fight"

No woman? No cry!
No woman? Nocry!
Believe me mister, you will have no tears.
No woman? No cry!