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Song Parodies -> "No Woman? No Cry!"

Original Song Title:

"No Woman No Cry"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"No Woman? No Cry!"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

No woman? No cry! (Just human, a guy) (4x)

I say I remember when I used to sit
Watch the women coming 'round in my town
Observing all the a** and t***
Oh to be single, all the cool babes I would meet
Good times I have had, now all those years have walked away
When I met this creature, all of those hot times have passed
Married 10 years today (it's like this)

No woman? No cry! (Just human, a guy)
Stay a bachelor, for many years
No woman? No cry!

I say I remember when I used to spring
With my buds to the 5 yeard line, touchdown!
Now we're shopping at Walmart tonight
Money flies off like a kite
Then come home, "Take out the garbage!"
Oh baby, I wish I'd take out you!
Who here needs this thinkg called marriage?
But hey, what else can I do?
She carries on

"Do these jeans look a little tight?"
"Do you have to drink beer all night?"
"Don't wash those pants with these, they're white!"
"Will please shut off the kitchen light?"
"Oooh, kill the spider, it gives me a firght?"
"My mother's coming on the red-eye flight"
"Why'd you turn left when I clearly meant right?"
"I don't really wanna start a fight"

No woman? No cry!
No woman? Nocry!
Believe me mister, you will have no tears.
No woman? No cry!
Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee.

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Porfle Popnecker - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I can relate to this song because I love being single.
Peregrin - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
You've captured the whole deal beautifully, Agri!
Matthias - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I love being single as well... No wife to worry about. No problems. No kids! No worries! Just me, myself and I!!! Gotta love it!
Rex - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Did you perform this one for your wife? :-)
bobpiecheese - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The lesson here is clear: don't marry a transparently obvious b!tch. Enjoyed this one, although the title sub was a bit wierd in phrasing, I think that's what I mean. 555!
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Great parody Agri. . .very fun
lifeliver - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thrice divorced, I wish you'd written this advice for me earlier! Funny but kinda sad at the same time. I love the replacement for 'Everythings gonna be alright,' Everything but, lol

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