-> "Fighting A War I Will Lose"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In the Middle With You"
Parody Song Title:
"Fighting A War I Will Lose"
Parody Written by:
Timothy M. Patishnock
The Lyrics
Well, I patrolled my city tonight
Surveying people from a great height
I'm not scared; I think I've mastered my fears...
Haven't seen my loving parents in years
Clay-face to the left of me!
Joker's to the right!
Here I amFighting a war I will loose...
Yes, I'm Fighting a war I will loose...
It's not fun, but it's the path that I choose
Dodging bullets, I stare right into his face
Punch his jaw, and then I resume my chase.
Penguin's to the left of me!
Harley's to the right!
Fighting a war I will loose
In Crime Alley they were taken
and now you've gone from boy-to-man
yeah
And you visit by their gravesite
Wanting their approval, pleading
"Please . . ."
"Please . . ."
And I travel far and wide for my skills
Never wanting to make any kills
Is it wrong to live my life in a cave?
That's not how normal people behave.
Grundy's to the left of me!
Two-Face to the right!
Fighting a war I will loose...
Fighting a war
Fighting a war
Ra's to the left of me!
Firefly to the right!
Scarface to the left of me!
Hatter's to the right! (Fighting a war)
Freeze to the left of me!
Zsasz to the right! (Fighting a war)
Talia to the left of me!
Riddler to the right! (uh-uh)
Black Mask to the left of me!
Ubu to the right!
Here I amFighting a war I will loose
In Crime Alley they were taken
and now you've gone from boy-to-man
yeah
And you visit by their gravesite
Wanting their approval, pleading
"Please . . ."
"Please . . ."
And I travel far and wide for my skills
Never wanting to make any kills
Is it wrong to live my life in a cave?
That's not how normal people behave.
Ivy's to the left of me!
Bane's to the right!
Here I'mFighting a war I will loose
Fighting a war I will loose (ah-yeah)
Fighting a war I will loose
I'm the night!
Fighting a war I will loose
Will loose, will loose, will loose ....
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