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Song Parodies -> "Knocking On My Front Door"

Original Song Title:

"Knocking On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Knocking On My Front Door"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Thou shall not commit stupidity
Baby take these 'cuffs offa me
You don't need 'em anymore
You're getting rug burns on your knees
Your husband's knocking on my front door

Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door

Put on my headstone "HERE'S A HOUND
JUST SHOT DEAD IN 'NINETY FOUR
IF YOU'RE COMING DON'T MAKE A SOUND
IF SOMEONE'S KNOCKING...DON'T GET THE DOOR"

Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door
Knock knock knocking on my front door

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Short, twisted, and sick. Well done, of course! 5's
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, JD, there's just something about a twisted mind.
martha - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny .. loved the rug burns line......
Dee Range - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Guy, and martha, thanks
Royce Miller - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee, three more 5's from me
alvin rhodes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
knocked me out...5s
Dee Range - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce and alvin,thank you
Akasha - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
A sick twisted mind is what the world needs for a laugh...........all 5s
Dee Range - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Akasha, thank you!

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