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Song Parodies -> "Qu*m the Frisky Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Qu*m the Frisky Ho"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ev'rybody's wigglin' their big hips like a goat
Some are wigglin' mons for men
Others, sowing wild oats
Ev'rybody's nether-hair's
Growin' just like fur
But when Qu*m the Frisky Ho gets here
Ev'rybody's gonna shave like her

Come all without
Come all within
The dark deep cavern of The Mighty Qu*m

I like a nude bust like a breast
I like my fetish feet
And farting fumes below the waist
When I've had beans to eat
Ev'rybody's on his knees
Pleading for a trick to turn
But when Qu*m the Frisky Ho gets here
All their money she's a-gonna earn

Come all without
Come all within
The dark deep cavern of The Mighty Qu*m

A cat's meow's a pussy's purr, I can excite 'em all
Just tell me how you like it, honey,
And I'll tell you how to b*ll
Nobody can get no head
There's too many sailors on leave
But when Qu*m the Frisky Ho gets here
Ev'rybody's gonna get some be*ve

Come all without
Come all within
The dark deep cavern of The Mighty Qu*m

Come all without
Come all within
The dark deep cavern of The Mighty Qu*m

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
What frat do you belong to Johnny? Really pushing the envelope on this one. I'm thinking of singing it at church on Sunday.:-) 555
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof ...... so you say you're thinking of singing this parody at your church on Sunday, you pastor-baiter, you? ;-D
Rick D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You can say frisky ho but I can't say polka-ho. Life is unfair.
Claude Prez - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, JD. And Rick, you should try that polka-ho one again; you probably caught him on a bad day and it sounds funny.
Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof, Rick D, and Claude.
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgive the eskimo jokes, but this one left me feeling really cold. Sorry about the icy wit. You may think she's a frisky ho, but she's actually quite frigid. And if I keep this up, you'll give me the cold shoulder.
Johnny D - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Michael Pacholek.
Meriadoc - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, has it become your driving life's mission to pass the censor? Hee hee...
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry - well, no, but it's still fun to do!
Paul Robinson - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pretty frisky entry here, JD. 5-5-5. This could be a contendah...
Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul ..... but I would be extremely surprised if this parody wins the Q-round ...... I think it's probably far too raunchy for most folks' liking, but it's my only "Q" parody.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Quite. I actually had to look this one up as I'd forgotten what it meant. Your enlightenment is always appreciated. A very well written and quimsical piece. 5s.
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Luke.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Revoted... and I could have sworn I left a comment, too (a very witty one, of course). But brain's feeling a bit too fried at the moment to think up anything witty: as an example, I was just typing the words "serial number" and for some reason it came out "serious number". Fingers have a mind of their own, sometimes.
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Philbo.
Claude Prez - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, the good ol' days. This is even funnier if you imagine Dylan singing it.
Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh. Thanks, Claude.
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) WINNER OF ABC LETTER CONTEST- ROUND "Q": JOHNNY D!! After careful and pain-staking tabulation, calculation, scrutiny and review the Official Winner of the amiright.com ABC Round 'Q' Letter Parody Contest is: JOHNNY D, with his Frisky, frothy fun parody of Bob Dylan's original number, "Quinn The Eskimo"!!! CONGRATULATIONS, JD!!! Once again the 'cream' rises and goes over the top, drenching us all in laughter, merriment and mirth. I'd also like to offer my congratulations to the other 5 contestants (including myself) for making this short-entried round fun and entertaining with their entries and comments. While you did not take home any awards, medals, perks or top prizes you all will receive a copy of the "Home Version" of "amiright.com ABC Parody Letter Contests" so you can work at sharpening your skills in anticipation of the next and further rounds still to come...
Johnny D - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul, and thank you to all of my fellow Round Q participants! ;-)
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "Q" GOLD MEDAL - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
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Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(Agrimorfee) Quintessentially a Johnny D work, this quaint little tune quite rightly leaves one with no quibbles about its quaintness, or queerness. QED. 555
Spaff.com - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Come on, your head
Come on, your knee
You'll not see nothing like ol' Johnny D
Adagio - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC 2004 Winners) LOL!
Scathe - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) What?
Callmelasivious - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
I've had this tribute to Aunt Peg and John Leslie buzzing around in my brain for years, it's just that the whole thing would never pass the censor ....... He likes his JB like the rest; he wants fellatio sweet..... But Peg is picking up the pace and bearing on the meat .... Nobody can get relief; there's something making Johnny groan ...... Cause when Peg the MILFie-ho blows ya; even Johnny's gonna lose his load ... (And you can guess the refrain, which ends with "You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Peg."
Weisenheimer's Mama - May 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Wrong thread. Oy!

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