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Song Parodies -> "Forever (hic) Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Young"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Forever (hic) Drunk"

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The Lyrics

May dog mess avoid you always
May your balls never be blue
May you buy a round for others
And others buy rounds for you
May you fill your bladder in the bars
And rhyme on every song
May you stay, forever (hic) drunk
Forever (hic) drunk, forever (hic)drunk
May you stay, forever(hic) drunk

May your throw up not be at us
May you throw up in the loo
May you blow below the limit
When red lights flash behind you
May your bill not be outrageous
Stand upright when you're done
May you stay, forever (hic) drunk
Forever (hic) drunk, forever (hic) drunk
May you stay, forever (hic) drunk

May your hands never be shaky
May your feet never be tripped
May you have a strong bail-bondsman
If the jailhouse doors clang shut
May your cellmate not be horny
If he is, hope he ain't hung
May you stay, a virgin bung
A virgin bung, a virgin bung
May you stay, a virgin bung

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Zimmy's Cellmate - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that. How about a toast. Cell mates come, and cell mates go Cell mates peter out, you know But we'll be friends through thick or thin Peter out or peter in. Here's 5 fingers of rotgut for the effort.

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