Song Parodies -> Knockin On

Original Song Title:	"Knockin on Heaven's Door"
Original Performer:	Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:	"Knockin On"
Parody Written by:	MarthaDTox

Sugar take my mobile off of me
I can't use it any more
My age is catchin up with me
I need to knock on the optician's door

Knock knock knock on the optician's door( x 4)

Leave my squash racquet on the shelf
I just can't hack it any more
My knees are not in the best of health
I need to knock on doctors door

Knock knock knock on the doctors door

I'm goin bald now it's such a drag
I just don't look good any more
I feeling tempted to take up fags
I need to knock at the rug shop door

Knock knock knockin at the rug shop door

I'm getting all wrinkly round the eyes
The girls don't fancy me anymore
I'm going to do something I despise
I need to knock at the surgeon's door

Knock knock knockin at the surgeon's door

I'm really starting to put on weight
My jeans don't fit me any more
I must do something before it's too late
I need to knock at the health club door

Knock knock knocking a the health club door

I hear that cloning is the way ahead
We won't have to grow old any more
Only the poor will wind up dead
I won't be knockin on heaven's door

Knock knock knockin on heaven's door

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Phil Alexander - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Hell, I know the feeling...

John Jenkins - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Can Bob ("Don't trust anyone over thirty") Dylan really be 63? I bet he can relate to this parody. Well done, Martha. I like your "door" variety.

Adagio - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Hehe, even though I DKTOS. That was a good one.

Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Wow.

martha - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks for the comments and the vote Johnny! I saw Bob in concern the other day and he was on great form ..he has been like a sort of soundtrack to my life . . He finished with 'Like a Rollin Stone' .. appropriately enough as he had Ronnie Wood sitting in on the gig .. Ronnie played some blindingly good guitar I remember buying that song when it first came out as a single when I was about 15 (with the Gates of Eden on the B side) ...fabulous

Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Good song, I enjoyed this one

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Song Parodies -> Knockin On

"Knockin on Heaven's Door"

Bob Dylan

"Knockin On"

MarthaDTox

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