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Song Parodies -> "If Not For Glue"

Original Song Title:

"If Not For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"If Not For Glue"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

If not for glue,
children would be eating paste
Dead horses would go to waste
Elmer would be sad and blue,
If not for glue.

If not for blue,
There would be no morning sky,
I would say my oh my
and depression
It would not have a hue
If not for blue.

If not for brew
with alcohol
Peeing on the wall.
Because I couldn't find a clean stall
Oh! What would I do
If not for brew

If not for blue,
There would be no morning sky,
I would say my oh my
and depression
It would not have a hue
If not for blue.

If not for stew,
Cheap beef would be in the trash
Or thrown on a window sash
I would just be wasting cash,
Wasting food would never come true,
If not for stew.
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Wild Man - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm stuck on this parody, nice work.
Tim Mayfield - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim Hall, guess I owe you a kudos for getting this idea WAY before me. 5's

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