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Song Parodies -> "Bummer (The Worst Time)"

Original Song Title:

"Summer (The First Time)"

Original Performer:

Bobby Goldsbro

Parody Song Title:

"Bummer (The Worst Time)"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

i have used a bit of artistic license and a clinker is dried bit of poo !like jt kirks enemy klingons.
it was shock after june
read "bad day" in rhunes
and the start of a bad run
i was afraid
one thing to evade
and this brave gent is screaming

i told buddy ray
he said just go-away
taking wine for some drinking
i was just waving bye
when it flew in my eye
and i swore cos its stinging

hurt was nearly gone then i severed spleen
i knew something felt rough
caught a curly spring
was hanging down beside me like a chick-en wing
i'm wounded and my numbing plights real thing

the pain closed my eyes
blood dried on my thighs
and i started to concur
tourets tickled frown
in a hospital gown
think its time for a transfer

i felt rather bare
in my new underwear
i slipped on a poo-drip
my shoulders be-ware
as i fly down the stair
and i landed amid ship

the nurse she looked at me
i heard her sternly say
i know your hung
but do you have to sway that way
make way for me because the nun will come your way
to fix a brace they're towing you away

porter got riled as he walked down the isle
and he talked so hostile just to me
he raised up his hand
like conducting a band
and he dropped me into a trash can

your tears maybe dry
since i booked in this sty
and this gown isn't klingers
i am sure that you'll find
reading fortunes is fine
just watch out for the clinkers

it was a shock after june
said "bad day" in rhunes......................................

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Johnny D - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Surreal and DISTURBING. ;-)
tomario - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
funnily enough thats what i was aiming for lol
Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting song to say the least!
The Charnstar - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I shall throw up, right after the fives are given
Michael McVey - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Was it Friday the 13th by any chance (*Beavis snicker*)---MM
bobpiecheese - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) I also need to vomit. It takes a lot of skill to make one vomit after reading a parody since it was so good...and you got two people vomiting :P
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTMWC) Hmm. . .well luckily there is nothing in my system so I don't need to vomit, but I will say that it was disgusting, but funny at the same time, that in and of itself is an accomplishment. . .and it's unique to say the very least. This one didn't lose me like your January SOTM did. . .being that I haven't read much by you--thus far this is one of your better works in my honest opinion, and I think that if you continue along the path you took this one (well not the, um, yeah--but the writing). . .you will continue to improve your parography
Matthias - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody wasn't the worst time, nor a bummer.... False advertising at it's finest
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Weird stuff, T.
Below Average Dave - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) I already said what I had to say, this is one of your best parodies ever.
Cat - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Now, usually I can follow your material, but you just lost me here, Tomario. Sorry.
Michael McVey - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
See previous comment.
Wolverine - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, I think it's a good thing that I don't feel anything coming up like some others did. It paced well. I guess I don't get all the humor (what does reading fortunes have to do with clinkers? Maybe I don't want to know...)
Jack Wilson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good!
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) I didn't really need to know that! Great job, mate!

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