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Song Parodies -> "I Paid Her Cash(The Jim Bakker Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Boris Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"I Paid Her Cash(The Jim Bakker Song)"

Parody Written by:

Darren McDiarmid

The Lyrics

Remember the fall of Jim and Tammy Bakker. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Imagine that Tammy remarried while Jim was in prison. No wonder the guy is smiling now.
I Paid Her Cash(The Jim Bakker Song)

It was late one night after talking to the Lord
Tammy was feeling frigid,
I was feeling rather bored,
Tammy took her make-up off,
I was feeling undersexed,
I should have taken it into my own hands
And now I have been vexed

(Chorus)
I paid her cash,
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
My life was gone in a flash
I paid her cash
My whole empire crashed
I paid her cash.

Ew whaaa Ew

Over at the Chapel
Pretty Jessica was looking fine
The more I looked at Tammy
The more I lost my mind
The Lord could not help me
I acted in deep sin
And when the Make-up Monster shut me down
Jessica let me in

(Chorus)
I paid her cash
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
My life was thrown in the trash
I paid her cash
The church bells chimed with a crash
I paid her cash.

Ew wha ew

As I sit in prison reflecting
On the lessons that I've learned
Keep your Hahn's to yourself
And then you won't get burned
Next time I'll just settle for
Some loving from The Mask
Instead of annointing the sexretary
And then paying for the task.

(Chorus)
I paid her cash
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
It was a gospel smash
I paid her cash
She bared it all in a flash
I paid her cash.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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mac - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Sinfully good. 5s
Adagio - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Really good! I liked the "Keep your Hahn's to yourself" line. 5's
Rick C - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta give ya fives! Some good lines here.
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The Monster "Mash", indeed! Heh heh heh!
AFW - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny write...
Phil Alexander - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
John Collings - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Has Televangelist Jim Bakker changed? www.collings-bakker.com
LilCashCakes - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
May Tammy dear rest in peace !

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