Comin to ya, in an old Buick
This Guy, he counts toothpicks
He takes his TV everywhere he goes
And he's lookin' good in his K-Mart clothes

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He's the Rain Man
He's the Rain Man
He's the Rain Man
He's the Rain Man

Everyday you know for sure
He's got to see
Judge Wapner
He's got bad hair
And he's afraid to fly
That is why he's my kind of guy

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He saw Iris
And he said smartly
I like her
Cause she is very sparkly
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Well they counted cards
In that Blackjack game
And after a while
It got pretty lame
He still looks good
In his K-Mart pants
And Tom Cruise taught him
How to dance!

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