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Song Parodies -> "(Don't Fear) The Virus"

Original Song Title:

"(Don't Fear) The Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oysert Cult

Parody Song Title:

"(Don't Fear) The Virus"

Parody Written by:

William Little

The Lyrics

Based on current events
Fevered times have come
All our jobs have gone
Trumpers don't fear the virus
Nor republicans, my staff or my base, you can by like they are
Come on Nation, don't fear the virus
Ring out the band, don't fear thr virus
Come attend the rally, don't fear the virus
Take off your mask

Ca, Ro, Na, Na, Na
Ca, Ro, Na, Na, Na

Democrats are done
Here but now they're gone
Shumer and Pelosi
Are together in minority, Shumer and Pelosi

40,000 men and women everyday, Take the test, its positive
40,000 men and women everyday, Hide out in Quarantine
Another 40,000 infected everyday, Without symptom, without fever
Come on Nation, don't fear the Virus
Take off that mask, don't fear the virus
No social distance, don't fear the virus
Take off your mask

Ca, Ro, Na, Na, Na
Ca, Ro, Na, Na, Na

The economy is done
Here but now it's gone
Spent the night at Walter Reed
My virus is clear and won't spread on
White House door was open and a Marine appeared
My mask was on then disapeared
Balcony door opened then I appeared, saying don't be afraid
Come on Nation, lets have no fear
Just a scam you see, recovered on the fly
Fought the virus and said goodby, I am, after all, cured
I have taken a stand, I am totally cured
Come on Nation, don't fear the virus

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CML - October 16, 2020 - Report this comment
This is well done.=, definitely 555. Of course, I'm in agreement with you; this virus may well be weakening. After all, there was a rally in Sturgis (in one of the Dakotas) of a quarter of a million mostly middle aged biker dudes and their biker chicks, most of them not wearing masks, because, hey, they're risk takers. A few weeks later -- lots of cases; but only one death
Wiliam Little - October 17, 2020 - Report this comment
This was a sort of a first person Trump piece. At one point, he did call it a hoax and a scam. Everything in the lyric came from the news cycles, the number 40,000 came from the actual song. Hat I think in not in the lyric. I did try to use Ironic Pentameter.
Fact Check: - October 18, 2020 - Report this comment
False: Trump did not refer to the Wuhan Virus itself a "hoax" but rather THE DEMOCRATS' ATTEMPTS TO BLAME HIM FOR IT... which are, in fact, a hoax (and a scam, but he didn't use that word specifically). HOW DARE HE point out what a bunch of lying hypocritical treasonous projectionists all the far-left racist fascist goose-steppers attacking him over the Chinese Commies' bio-weapon are! Why, the next thing you know, he'll lying to us all that Ghostbusters 2016 sucks (WHICH IT TOTALLY DOES NOT!!! IT'S A GREAT MOVIE, YOU MISOGYNISTS!!!) and that pedophilia is bad (WHICH IT TOTALLY IS NOT!!! AGELESS LOVE IS THE GREATEST LOVE IN THE UNIVERSE, YOU PEDOPHOBES!!!).
SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 18, 2020 - Report this comment
It doesn't matter what the numbers are because are TOO MANY. And Treasontrump and his followers are a CULT. You are spot on in this parody, it's so GOOD. And 'Fact Check', I saw 5 trailers for Ghostbusters 2016 and it's 'Ghostbusters' in NAME ONLY. It's TRASH, I don't care if the cast is all female - it's just RUBBISH and NOT VERY INTERESTING. And pedophilia is ALWAYS evil - father/daughter dances, etc. are warped, sickening, disgusting. ALL pedos belong in prison.
Reality - October 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Anybody willing to bet FC and STDD are the same person?

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