Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls
Children of all ages
Welcome to this comic
Of the bodacious kids
And their fine fabulous parents
Laugh along with some hilarious fun
You know life is a Family Circus

The children go when their dad's around
They saw everything they had imagined for
They're just children came from all sides
Things are up and down and who could've ask for more

Though deep inside their hearts pounded
They won't laugh,they're not wounded
See the phony kids right there

Life is a Family Circus
Could be better than Garfield or Marmaduke
It won't make me puke
Life is a Family Circus
These comic-strip kids who are not clowns
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

He does some dance like the parents did
Just to please the kids and keep their parents laughing.
But someone knows they're beneath the trees
And their whacked-up lives,they're just phony children

They changed your favorite color
Like some crazy dumb teacher
Till they look for a preacher

Life is a Family Circus
Could be better than Garfield or Marmaduke
It won't make me puke
Life is a Family Circus
These comic-strip kids who are not clowns
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

They changed your favorite color
Like some crazy dumb teacher

Are they just too weird to fight
If some wrongs had become rights?

Life is a Family Circus
Could be better than Garfield or Marmaduke
It won't make me puke
Life is a Family Circus
These comic-strip kids who are not clowns
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
That go 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round