Song Parodies -> Skinny Meals
| Original Song Title: | "Spinning Wheel" |
| Original Performer: | Blood Sweat And Tears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Skinny Meals" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
weight goes up
must come down
skinny meals
make ya less round
squawkin' cause you're doubled up your thighs and chin
wind up fairly bony shovin' skinny meals in
you walk so funny
when you've got big bones
skinny meals...cause you've grown
knock off all your nibblin'...let those fat cells burn
skip that pepperoni...its that skinny meal's turn
do you find
you've a big behind
you could make it narrow my way
when you dine
don't be a swine
and given time
results are prime
i'll show you the dullest kind of meals
some junk is tasty
fun to chew
skinny meals...good for you
drop all your tonnage using special guides
diet won't be phony when there's skinny meals tried
must come down
skinny meals
make ya less round
squawkin' cause you're doubled up your thighs and chin
wind up fairly bony shovin' skinny meals in
you walk so funny
when you've got big bones
skinny meals...cause you've grown
knock off all your nibblin'...let those fat cells burn
skip that pepperoni...its that skinny meal's turn
do you find
you've a big behind
you could make it narrow my way
when you dine
don't be a swine
and given time
results are prime
i'll show you the dullest kind of meals
some junk is tasty
fun to chew
skinny meals...good for you
drop all your tonnage using special guides
diet won't be phony when there's skinny meals tried
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Deep fried supersize fives for you!!!
I burned some calories laughing, about 555.
I gobbled up the humor in this...I just hope it's low cal..
thanks PMS john and AFW
Skipping pepperoni, very sad, don't think I could do it. 5s.
Excellent!
Excellent in every way... particularly fine "turns" of phrasing. The sparceness (sp?) of the OS's structure complemented the skinny image you concocted icely.... well... that's what I thought!
thanks jeff merry and TJC
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