Song Parodies -> Skinny Meals

Original Song Title:

"Spinning Wheel"

Original Performer:

Blood Sweat And Tears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Skinny Meals"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

weight goes up
must come down
skinny meals
make ya less round
squawkin' cause you're doubled up your thighs and chin
wind up fairly bony shovin' skinny meals in

you walk so funny
when you've got big bones
skinny meals...cause you've grown
knock off all your nibblin'...let those fat cells burn
skip that pepperoni...its that skinny meal's turn

do you find
you've a big behind
you could make it narrow my way
when you dine
don't be a swine
and given time
results are prime
i'll show you the dullest kind of meals

some junk is tasty
fun to chew
skinny meals...good for you
drop all your tonnage using special guides
diet won't be phony when there's skinny meals tried
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PMS - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Deep fried supersize fives for you!!!
John Barry - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I burned some calories laughing, about 555.
AFW - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I gobbled up the humor in this...I just hope it's low cal..
alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS john and AFW
Jeff Reuben - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Skipping pepperoni, very sad, don't think I could do it. 5s.
Meriadoc - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent!
TJC - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent in every way... particularly fine "turns" of phrasing. The sparceness (sp?) of the OS's structure complemented the skinny image you concocted icely.... well... that's what I thought!
alvin rhodes - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks jeff merry and TJC

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