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Song Parodies -> "You Make Me So Very Crabby"

Original Song Title:

"You've Made Me So Very Happy"

Original Performer:

Blood, Sweat, and Tears

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Me So Very Crabby"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This parody unfortunately shows the line between love and hate. It really takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. Remember love is a Verb.
I'd lift the seat for sure
Take crap and hold my words
But I will fight you no more

I choose you for the one
Now I'm feeling like a dunce
You treated me unkind
I'm about to lose my mind

You make me so very crabby
I'm so mad you
Turned into my wife

My mothers spoke the truth
'Bout when it came to lovin' you
I'd spend my whole life ensued
'Cause you blame and you lose control
You scorch my very soul
You always showed me that
Lovin' you is tit for tat
You make me so very crabby
I'm so mad you
Give me so much strife

I bug you so much it seems
I'm reelin' in your screams
I can't hear you
Yeah I can't hear you squawking me
I'm so enraged by you
All my lawyers have to do is
Serve you baby
Serve you baby

You make me so very crabby
You make me so very crabby lately
I'm so mad you give
me so much strife

Ev'ry day of my life
I wanna serve you
You make me so very crabby
Oh, I wanna end my life with you
Serve you baby
Serve you baby

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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 5   9

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Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Let this parody 'serve' as a lesson... good job! :-)
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Lionel - good pace, fine rhymes = 5's...
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Lucy! You've got some 'splainin' to do! And Lucy says, "You blockhead!"

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